By chapstick - 09/01/2014 03:23 - United States - San Dimas

Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML
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blackonblight 32

Hey, if David Bowie can rock glitter lips, why not you? Just channel your inner goblin king.

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stargirl_95 24

Surely if you're borrowing a female friend's chapstick you'd check to see if it was lip gloss/glittery first or at least ask her?

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VeganVampyre 26

He probably assumed that "Chapstick" was specific enough that he'd actually get Chapstick rather than lipgloss. Never assume, people!

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Thunderstruck14 30

What's the big deal anyway? Its just lipgloss. Girls wear it. So why can't guys? Besides, being called princess isn't really an insult. It's just silly and immature. Which is fine, but its not a huge deal.

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Rainhawk94 27

You make zero sense

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junkman6 22

Burt's bees makes colored Chapstick now. Just a heads up because I walked around with lipstick for half a day before someone told me.

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darwinism 30

Correct them and say you are Edward, and not just a simple princess. Then bite them if they continue teasing you.

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DKjazz 20

Then they'll just tease him more.

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xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18

Just say you got some action during the lunch break dude ;)

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Enslaved 36

If I saw you, I would have thought you just finish kissing a girl.

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rahrah765765 11

Apparently it tasted like her cherry chapstick...

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fsomelife 26

Glisten, don't feel so glow, it's their gloss.

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fsomelife 26

Hehe, I saw you post at first that everyone calls you prince...

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zahidnasir 22

hahaha you are double L that is lier looser

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Enslaved 36

And yet I saw that you did it too. Figured you just edit it. No big deal until you become a LL yourself :P "Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?"

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zahidnasir 22

oh okay you saw great! somebody give this retard a medal

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Rainhawk94 27

*Hands #48 a medal*

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bugfroggy 16

#48, I may be stupid, but I'm pretty sure #67 just called you a retard.

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zahidnasir 22

world be soo great just without fucktards like ..

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horizontalline 18

It helped bring out your sparkling personality

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Wizardo 33

If this deplorable twilight craze has taught me anything is that you'll be flocked by magpie like females tomorrow.

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