By chapstick - 09/01/2014 03:23 - United States - San Dimas

Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML
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blackonblight 32

Hey, if David Bowie can rock glitter lips, why not you? Just channel your inner goblin king.

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Nolimit2217 32

I was driving the other day and used the chapstick my lady left in the car.. Yup it was glittery.

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imhope 23

I just hope your comfortable enough in your man hood that it won't affect you lol

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djsammyc 19

whats wrong with princess? my crush,dad,and friend all call me it

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martin8337 35

At least the person you borrowed the lip balm from didn't have herpes.

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martin8337 35

Dude looks like a lady?

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Xotoolyxo 16

I bet all the girls just stared your gorgeous lips (;

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chocolatefrog28 29

At least you had to have been the prettiest princess at the ball, that has to count for something.

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