Miscellaneous: Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use...

By chapstick - 09/01/2014 03:23 - United States - San Dimas

Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML

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By IB6UB9 - 28/11/2009 17:32 - United States

Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML

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By Anonymos_fmler - 21/10/2014 00:38 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I was shopping when a woman stopped me and asked me what lipgloss I was wearing because my lips looked gorgeous. I had to explain to her it was just the grease from the Slim Jim I had just eaten. FML

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By The Cat Tickler - 13/09/2018 15:00

Today, I was talking to myself and got distracted when I was going to put chapstick on my lips. I took the cap off my deodorant and put it on my lips. FML

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By pinkblankets - 19/04/2009 01:55 - United States

Today, I woke up with really dry, chapped lips. Still in bed, without my glasses on, I sleepily reached down into my purse for some chapstick and applied it. Upon awakening later I realized I had mistaken a mini Sharpie permanent marker for chapstick. I have a job interview today. FML

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Pranks should be outlawed

By hannah - 30/09/2023 04:00

Today, someone held me down and rubbed ChapStick all over my lips. I have a condition which requires medicinal balm, otherwise my lips crack and bleed, and ChapStick makes it worse. I’m still waiting on the balm to arrive. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2019 04:30

Today, I sparkled because of this glitter bar my mother got me from Lush. I didn't realize until after I got out of the shower that it wasn't just ordinary soap. I tried to wipe off the glitter. It wouldn't come off. FML

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By leosmom - 25/11/2018 03:00

Today, I used a glue stick instead of my Carmex lip balm. FML

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By C BOMB - 14/09/2015 23:58 - Australia - Toowong

Today, I was getting coffee when I pulled my lip balm from my pocket and started playing with it in my hands, tapping it on my face and lip. There were there two gorgeous guys in front of me who kept turning around and staring at me. I was actually holding a tampon. FML

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Chapped out

By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 09:28 - United States

Today, I was having lunch with my mom before an important job interview. She commented than my lips looked dry and crackly and gave me her chapstick with aloe to put on. Apparently I'm allergic to aloe and my lips got so swollen I could hardly talk. It was too late to reschedule the interview. FML

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By miss tomato - 08/06/2012 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML

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Thursday 9 January 2014 13:39

Bet you looked beautiful :-D

blackonblight 32

Thursday 9 January 2014 13:40

Hey, if David Bowie can rock glitter lips, why not you? Just channel your inner goblin king.

Comments

BigMac92 11

Friday 10 January 2014 3:15

I don't see that as a problem,OP. Now everybody knows you are fabulous ;)

octopusprimee 7

Friday 10 January 2014 3:21

yeah I bought some ice breeze LIP balm, after this incident ..

TwiztedYuri 9

Friday 10 January 2014 4:29

be a real man and own it

xivoricbutterfly 25

Friday 10 January 2014 5:44

Nothing wrong in being fabulous

TogeBara 12

Friday 10 January 2014 6:01

I had a gf (it wasn't really official yet) that had been wearing glittery lip stuff or whatever and I was hanging out at her house. (we were just friends for a long time) We had been outside and I kissed her and got some on my lips. I wasn't really thinking about it because, you know, just kissed my friend and she and I were both kinda happy. Her dad is really protective. Her mom saw me walk inside with her and asked me what we did outside and I said, "we pretty much just walked around most of the time." She got up walked over with a napkin and wipe my face saying, "remember that when her dad gets home in about 20 minutes." Her mom was cool. I miss her mom more than I do her....(i don't miss her)