Kids: Today, my little brother put a battery to my tongue while I was...

By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 11:36 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my little brother put a battery to my tongue while I was sleeping with my mouth open. The shock found its way right to my metal filling. FML

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By Shocked - 18/12/2009 04:25 - United States

Today, I was watching TV. During a very long commercial break, I found my brothers PSP charger next to me. Out of boredom I put my tongue on the end on the metal. Not only did it fry my tongue but found its way to my metal filling in my tooth. I now have a sore tongue and a throbbing toothache. FML

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By Zapped - 17/05/2010 11:09 - United States

Today, I learned that, since getting my tongue ring, it has become imprudent to test 9-volt batteries with my tongue. FML

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By NoseInPain - 20/08/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML

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How shocking!

By Anonymous - 04/03/2018 01:30

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put his dog shock collar on me to wake me in lieu of my alarm. You know how those cartoon characters look when they're electrocuted? That's exactly how I woke up. FML

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By argfarblewarblearble - 07/08/2015 13:49 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was laying on the couch, listening to music. I guess my brother noticed that I was yawning a lot, because when I opened my mouth and yawned again, he dropped one of his rancid toenail clippings into my mouth, then broke into hysterical laughter at my freaking out. FML

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By lectro - 23/11/2008 08:22 - France

Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML

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By A.J. - 13/04/2019 08:00 - United States

Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML

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No pain, no gain

By Anonymous - 29/03/2023 04:00 - Canada

Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2015 08:44

Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 06:28 - United States - Calhan

Today, my brother accidentally hit me in the throat. After I stopped coughing, choking, and feeling like I was going to die, he came back into my room, quietly said "I know your weakness," and left. FML

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Rainhawk94 27

Saturday 26 April 2014 16:34

This means war

LeFrogDog 27

Saturday 26 April 2014 16:34

you will lose the battle but not the war. LET THE GAMES BEGIN

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Pk93 38

Sunday 27 April 2014 8:54

Ouch!!

D3NZ 4

Sunday 27 April 2014 9:25

Wow that's gotta hurt and you should get him back, but I have to admit that's a smart idea.

alicat13 12

Sunday 27 April 2014 9:34

Who still puts metal fillings in their mouth in this day and age. I would sue the dentist.

NamelessFace 22

Monday 19 January 2015 19:00

Could be an old filling.

idancewithllamas 12

Sunday 27 April 2014 12:27

Oooh, I would have slapped him silly.

hybridpordigy 9

Sunday 27 April 2014 17:07

FYL but still you're lucky you hadn't choked on the battery

reaxion 25

Monday 28 April 2014 4:34

Put duct tape on his nut sack when he is sleeping :D

andreastout 19

Tuesday 18 November 2014 6:03

That's shocking!

Konarika 11

Saturday 16 September 2017 14:45

Um... How exactly is that supposed to cause a shock...?

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