Kids: Today, my little brother put a battery to my tongue while I was... - FML

By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 11:36 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my little brother put a battery to my tongue while I was sleeping with my mouth open. The shock found its way right to my metal filling. FML

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By Shocked - 18/12/2009 04:25 - United States

Today, I was watching TV. During a very long commercial break, I found my brothers PSP charger next to me. Out of boredom I put my tongue on the end on the metal. Not only did it fry my tongue but found its way to my metal filling in my tooth. I now have a sore tongue and a throbbing toothache. FML

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By Zapped - 17/05/2010 11:09 - United States

Today, I learned that, since getting my tongue ring, it has become imprudent to test 9-volt batteries with my tongue. FML

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By NoseInPain - 20/08/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML

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How shocking!

By Anonymous - 04/03/2018 01:30

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put his dog shock collar on me to wake me in lieu of my alarm. You know how those cartoon characters look when they're electrocuted? That's exactly how I woke up. FML

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By argfarblewarblearble - 07/08/2015 13:49 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was laying on the couch, listening to music. I guess my brother noticed that I was yawning a lot, because when I opened my mouth and yawned again, he dropped one of his rancid toenail clippings into my mouth, then broke into hysterical laughter at my freaking out. FML

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By lectro - 23/11/2008 08:22 - France

Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML

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Numb

By A.J. - 13/04/2019 08:00 - United States

Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML

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No pain, no gain

By Anonymous - 29/03/2023 04:00 - Canada

Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2015 08:44

Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 06:28 - United States - Calhan

Today, my brother accidentally hit me in the throat. After I stopped coughing, choking, and feeling like I was going to die, he came back into my room, quietly said "I know your weakness," and left. FML

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Rainhawk94 27

Saturday 26 April 2014 16:34

This means war

LeFrogDog 27

Saturday 26 April 2014 16:34

you will lose the battle but not the war. LET THE GAMES BEGIN

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bombielol 20

Saturday 26 April 2014 21:52

how painful was it? haha fyl op

fmlsams 27

Sunday 27 April 2014 0:18

Take him to court and have him charged with "assault with battery".

funkybee 8

Sunday 27 April 2014 0:23

So many FMLs to people sleeping xD

1947Chevy 17

Sunday 27 April 2014 1:10

Buy one if those shocker pens. One of the really good ones switch the pen he uses for school to grade his work or whatever and let him use that

czyk_it 5

Sunday 27 April 2014 1:20

You all realize it's improbable that his fillings were disturbed. Electricity takes the shortest path of least resistance. Which means it would travel a straight path between the terminals. It would not travel through his entire mouth unless by some chance his mouth is dry in just such a manner that the electricity is forced on an alternate path + ==> - Not + = /= - ll || / / ll ll ===/

OzzyTheGiant 14

Sunday 27 April 2014 2:08

the next 40 years of your life should be pretty filled up with raging war!

ben_hynes 4

Sunday 27 April 2014 4:59

sucks.

Xotoolyxo 16

Sunday 27 April 2014 6:52

You could be like the energizer bunny!

johbstonjacob 8

Sunday 27 April 2014 7:11

ouch

paige_yas 2

Sunday 27 April 2014 8:45

That hurts so bad lol

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