I would have pulled a Jack Torrence... If you know what I mean, you're awesome

smack the shit out of her.

What a piece of crap

That's why you lock it with a long-ass password

I would destroy her.

I would have cut off all of her hair, and glued her hands together with gorilla glue. Yep yep!

I ******* hate kids

And that's why I have a password on my laptop.

Raising a kid today in America is such an economic strain and a financial burden that parenting has turned into an act of heroism and is being stereotyped by the media into the simple tasks of providing food and tucking into bed. If you do these things you're a good parent as determined by the low bar in this country. Inversely this is reflecting bad on children growing up who despite being micromanaged every step of the way are getting away with a lot of bad behavior. Individualism and selfishness aren't being addressed, curbed or managed, a kid is the most vishiously selfish creature there is. A kids world is limited to their needs and desires because that's all whay they know. And parents are dumber than ever wanting to raise an independent, free, strong individuals. Face it, you're in America, you're only free to choose among the 27 flavors of donuts offered at Dunkin donuts!

To all the dumb parents our there: try to see the big picture and stop looking at your children like you do when they're at a live school recital, through a 5 inch camera phone screen! Think what really matters.