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By Anonymous - 30/09/2014 18:48 - United States - North Andover

Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML

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By Quincy_Ethan - 29/08/2014 21:22 - United States - Killeen

Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2013 00:06 - United States - Marysville

Today, my little sister asked me to open a jar of pickles for her. I struggled a little until the lid busted open, and pickle juice poured over my pocket and the iPhone inside. My sister then sniffed the jar, made a disgusted face, and ran out. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2015 12:43 - United Kingdom - Bexley

Today, my bitch of a sister broke my new phone, which took me months of work to earn. Her excuse? If I didn't want her to break it, I shouldn't have let her use it. FML

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By scaredofcutouts - 10/10/2012 21:44 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, my sister thought it would be funny to place a cardboard cut-out of a person at the foot of my bed. I woke up, saw the cut-out from the corner of my eye, fell out of bed, landed on my hand wrong, and broke two fingers. She got it all on video. FML

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By Laptop - 25/05/2010 04:44 - France

Today, my little sister tripped when trying to walk up the stairs with a sandwich in one hand and my laptop in the other. She choose to save her sandwich instead of my £500 laptop. FML

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By NoseInPain - 20/08/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML

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By unknown - 26/02/2012 13:53 - United States

Today, I gave my little brother my iPhone so he could play a game. I soon forgot about it, and when I got it back two hours later, there was pudding and a couple of big cracks in it. FML

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By sad face - 07/03/2012 19:25 - Canada

Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, my 8 year-old sister learned how to type her name into a phone using the number keypad. I later found my phone on the kitchen counter with all my contacts under her name. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, I pretended like I was dead to my 4 year-old brother. He cried my name for a couple of seconds, then took my iPhone out of my hands and ran away laughing. FML

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Tuesday 30 September 2014 23:04

Blame the media. She probably watched the bend test and wanted to do it herself.

LegendaryMant 4

Tuesday 30 September 2014 23:04

Or a sign that Apple should start giving a shit about their customers.

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InTheMagic 3

Friday 3 October 2014 1:52

Break something of hers

gear4 29

Friday 3 October 2014 1:54

I phones have codenames now, you got the iPhone Bend 6

cameronq 4

Friday 3 October 2014 5:09

"Androids don't bend" iOS doesn't bend either but the device itself does.

alicat13 12

Friday 3 October 2014 6:43

You wanted to buy iPhone!

Restless_Angel 1

Friday 3 October 2014 14:43

She was making sure that you wouldn't get mad at yourself when you accidentally break it by breaking it herself.

chladnyevan 3

Saturday 4 October 2014 23:38

At least you have a 6

J_a_m_s_ 1

Sunday 5 October 2014 11:02

That's what you get for buying overpriced garbage.

LunarServant 10

Sunday 5 October 2014 20:38

Dude don't worry they have instructions for that online......how bad was it?

alyssaalooooo 2

Monday 6 October 2014 4:52

should've bought an android

Himynameisrodney 17

Tuesday 7 October 2014 8:31

You should bend her like there's no tomorrow.

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