Kids: Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my...

By Anonymous - 30/09/2014 18:48 - United States - North Andover

Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML

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By Quincy_Ethan - 29/08/2014 21:22 - United States - Killeen

Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML

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You deserved it 5 352

By Anonymous - 06/01/2013 00:06 - United States - Marysville

Today, my little sister asked me to open a jar of pickles for her. I struggled a little until the lid busted open, and pickle juice poured over my pocket and the iPhone inside. My sister then sniffed the jar, made a disgusted face, and ran out. FML

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You deserved it 3 853

By Anonymous - 27/08/2015 12:43 - United Kingdom - Bexley

Today, my bitch of a sister broke my new phone, which took me months of work to earn. Her excuse? If I didn't want her to break it, I shouldn't have let her use it. FML

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You deserved it 2 443

By scaredofcutouts - 10/10/2012 21:44 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, my sister thought it would be funny to place a cardboard cut-out of a person at the foot of my bed. I woke up, saw the cut-out from the corner of my eye, fell out of bed, landed on my hand wrong, and broke two fingers. She got it all on video. FML

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You deserved it 2 327

By Laptop - 25/05/2010 04:44 - France

Today, my little sister tripped when trying to walk up the stairs with a sandwich in one hand and my laptop in the other. She choose to save her sandwich instead of my £500 laptop. FML

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You deserved it 3 735

By NoseInPain - 20/08/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML

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You deserved it 3 981

By unknown - 26/02/2012 13:53 - United States

Today, I gave my little brother my iPhone so he could play a game. I soon forgot about it, and when I got it back two hours later, there was pudding and a couple of big cracks in it. FML

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You deserved it 30 886

By sad face - 07/03/2012 19:25 - Canada

Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML

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You deserved it 32 041

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, my 8 year-old sister learned how to type her name into a phone using the number keypad. I later found my phone on the kitchen counter with all my contacts under her name. FML

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You deserved it 9 830

By Anonymous - 27/08/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, I pretended like I was dead to my 4 year-old brother. He cried my name for a couple of seconds, then took my iPhone out of my hands and ran away laughing. FML

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You deserved it 43 672

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Tuesday 30 September 2014 23:04

Blame the media. She probably watched the bend test and wanted to do it herself.

LegendaryMant 4

Tuesday 30 September 2014 23:04

Or a sign that Apple should start giving a shit about their customers.

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crimintel 5

Wednesday 1 October 2014 20:08

YDI you got a iPhone 6

jos_ad 3

Wednesday 1 October 2014 20:17

Your fault for getting a shitty phone.

Crossbowe 13

Wednesday 1 October 2014 21:04

I remember trying to always bend my iPod 5 thinking it will never bend cause apple is good quality now look at it....

ASecretOrNah 3

Wednesday 1 October 2014 21:35

Jaevwyn 17

Wednesday 1 October 2014 21:52

It is funny that you bought an iPhone 6

johy_duuhh 8

Wednesday 1 October 2014 22:27

U get that for buying the iphone 6

SandpitNinja 10

Thursday 2 October 2014 0:28

YDI for buying an Iphone.

iwadasn 32

Thursday 2 October 2014 2:00

Why don't you try buying a phone that's not so weak a child can bend it?

militarybrat 21

Thursday 2 October 2014 12:30

FYL for having a broken phone. YDI for letting your sister (or putting it in a place she could get to) have it.

CLT_420 13

Thursday 2 October 2014 22:36

Did you hit her like there was no tomorrow?

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