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By Anonymous - 30/09/2014 18:48 - United States - North Andover

Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML

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By Quincy_Ethan - 29/08/2014 21:22 - United States - Killeen

Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2013 00:06 - United States - Marysville

Today, my little sister asked me to open a jar of pickles for her. I struggled a little until the lid busted open, and pickle juice poured over my pocket and the iPhone inside. My sister then sniffed the jar, made a disgusted face, and ran out. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2015 12:43 - United Kingdom - Bexley

Today, my bitch of a sister broke my new phone, which took me months of work to earn. Her excuse? If I didn't want her to break it, I shouldn't have let her use it. FML

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By scaredofcutouts - 10/10/2012 21:44 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, my sister thought it would be funny to place a cardboard cut-out of a person at the foot of my bed. I woke up, saw the cut-out from the corner of my eye, fell out of bed, landed on my hand wrong, and broke two fingers. She got it all on video. FML

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By Laptop - 25/05/2010 04:44 - France

Today, my little sister tripped when trying to walk up the stairs with a sandwich in one hand and my laptop in the other. She choose to save her sandwich instead of my £500 laptop. FML

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By NoseInPain - 20/08/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML

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By unknown - 26/02/2012 13:53 - United States

Today, I gave my little brother my iPhone so he could play a game. I soon forgot about it, and when I got it back two hours later, there was pudding and a couple of big cracks in it. FML

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By sad face - 07/03/2012 19:25 - Canada

Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, my 8 year-old sister learned how to type her name into a phone using the number keypad. I later found my phone on the kitchen counter with all my contacts under her name. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, I pretended like I was dead to my 4 year-old brother. He cried my name for a couple of seconds, then took my iPhone out of my hands and ran away laughing. FML

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Tuesday 30 September 2014 23:04

Blame the media. She probably watched the bend test and wanted to do it herself.

LegendaryMant 4

Tuesday 30 September 2014 23:04

Or a sign that Apple should start giving a shit about their customers.

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mzgabbster 28

Wednesday 1 October 2014 7:24

YDI for having an iPhone.

jrod2376 11

Wednesday 1 October 2014 7:40

And that is why you don't buy crApple

Bennnncon 10

Wednesday 1 October 2014 8:26

YDI for being an apple fanboy

hotcoplover 2

Wednesday 1 October 2014 10:18

I vowed to break any I saw.

THEDARKLORDOFALL 17

Wednesday 1 October 2014 12:41

That's what you get for getting an iPhone

MSDemonslayer 5

Wednesday 1 October 2014 13:43

Get an LG. The LG Flex is supposed to bend. Or a Samsung. they don't bend

crissco 2

Wednesday 1 October 2014 14:02

Put it in the oven at 350 degrees. When the metal softens you can easily put it back in shape.

The_Scheipsmeier 3

Wednesday 1 October 2014 16:27

You shouldn't have gotten an iphone

freezingmylife 9

Wednesday 1 October 2014 17:37

Lol, The thing is the Iphone 6 bends at about 70 pounds of pressure, which is similair to most phones :D

Sklinetobe88 11

Wednesday 1 October 2014 19:59

Good ol' Steven bills and his fancy new Apple 2......

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