Kids: Today, my little sister put on some black eyeliner on my eyes....

By Anonymous - 02/01/2011 02:48 - Australia

Today, my little sister put on some black eyeliner on my eyes. About half an hour later, my eyes started to hurt. Eyeliner never hurt for me; so I went to the bathroom to check it out. My sister wasn't using eyeliner. It was a black watercolor pencil. Now I have black bits inside my eyes. FML

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Sunday 2 January 2011 9:03

You deserve it for letting your little sister go near your eyes.

omgshaylaaa 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 9:04

okay so you feel comfortable enough with a sister so young that she'd put paint on your eyes to come near your eyes with a sharp object? that aside, you should have checked that before you let her do that anyway :/

Comments

dancygal123 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 9:17

wait... She was going at your eyes, you should have seen the marker. A fat marker looks a lot different than eyeliner.

PushMyButtons 5

Sunday 2 January 2011 9:34

I'm pretty sure it was a water color pencil, not marker.

vividlycolor 6

Sunday 2 January 2011 9:44

where on earth did you get markers from?

tmmundy 17

Sunday 2 January 2011 16:51

you know maker and water color, they do kinda look alike and sound alike as well...LMAO

CarynAmber 12

Sunday 2 January 2011 9:22

shave off her eyebrows and use her mock eyeliner to draw them back on.

blooperlala 1

Wednesday 10 October 2012 20:08

That's way too harsh for a little kid don't you think

thatgingerkid 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 9:30

When I was a boy, women didn't use makeup to look all fancy-like. they just cooked and cleaned!

macskapingvin 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 10:51

When I was a boy, I wasn't paying too much attention to what women did, because I had a shiny toy car that MOVED.

FML_Elle 17

Wednesday 30 January 2013 0:28

17, I hate people like you

taniaaaaa 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 9:42

sad): but then again, I'd never let my younger sister go near my eyes at all.. and if I did I'd check what it was.. be more careful next time

vanilla2u 5

Sunday 2 January 2011 10:03

ydi, if your sister is small enough to paint your eyes with water color then you should know that she is to young to do your makeup.

ThatLooksSticky 16

Sunday 2 January 2011 10:49

I am confused. Why would a pencil burn your skin 30 after it was applied, and how did you get pencil IN your eyes?

macskapingvin 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 11:26

Because her little sister is a moron?

122409 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 18:59

because, since it was the wrong kind of pencil, it was probably brittle and little bits of it got in her eyes, but she didn't notice til half an hour later.