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By pickle - 20/09/2019 06:01

Today, I applied mascara directly onto my eyeball. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Is this a new makeup-trick that I, as a man, haven't heard about..? And, did you get the look you were trying to get?

I'm pretty sure you're using it wrong. Consult the instructions on the package.

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Is this a new makeup-trick that I, as a man, haven't heard about..? And, did you get the look you were trying to get?

If you do it with liquid eyeliner, you can actually get all black demon eyes, including the screams of a million haunted souls cause that shit burns. Source: me, age 14

I'm pretty sure you're using it wrong. Consult the instructions on the package.

There's instructions?! (Not just a long list of warnings....)