Kids: Today, my little sister started freaking out, because she was...

By neryc - 04/07/2014 19:41 - United States - Hummelstown

Today, my little sister started freaking out, because she was playing with some white-out eraser and got some on her finger. She started crying inconsolably because she thought her entire finger was going to disappear. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2009 03:22 - United States

Today, my little sister was playing with her building blocks. All of a sudden, she began to cry and held her finger out to me. Assuming she had hurt it, I kissed it better, and tasted something odd on my lips. Turns out she wasn't hurt, she was crying because she had touched cat vomit. FML

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Revenge

By Natasha - 20/02/2021 21:30

Today, because I wouldn’t let my little sister have any more cookies, she snuck into my room while I was sleeping and superglued my lips together. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2011 02:48 - Australia

Today, my little sister put on some black eyeliner on my eyes. About half an hour later, my eyes started to hurt. Eyeliner never hurt for me; so I went to the bathroom to check it out. My sister wasn't using eyeliner. It was a black watercolor pencil. Now I have black bits inside my eyes. FML

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By scaredofcutouts - 10/10/2012 21:44 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, my sister thought it would be funny to place a cardboard cut-out of a person at the foot of my bed. I woke up, saw the cut-out from the corner of my eye, fell out of bed, landed on my hand wrong, and broke two fingers. She got it all on video. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, my mom sat on a pencil and started bleeding. She then made me clean the wound on her butt and put ointment on it. FML

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By Loki16 - 02/06/2016 08:40 - United States - New York

Today, my girlfriend helped me apply liquid bandaid over an open wound. Unfortunately, she grabbed the liquid wart remover instead. FML

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Experimental

By AshleyP - 04/04/2014 14:17 - United Kingdom

Today, while showering, I pulled on my white exfoliating gloves ready to wash my face. As I was about to use them, a dark stain caught my eye so I sniffed the mark, only to discover it was poop. After further investigation, I found out my younger sister had been wearing them and "experimenting". FML

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By vkryss13 - 22/06/2015 19:10 - Guam - Tamuning

Today, I accidentally sat on my sister's imaginary monkey. She then stabbed me with a pencil. I still can't get the piece of graphite out of my hand. FML

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By punaise ... - 05/12/2014 02:12 - France - Marchaux

Today, to avoid walking on a thumbtack that had fallen on the floor, my little sister took a red sharpie to the carpet and drew a circle around it, "so that way, everyone will see it." FML

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By Natalie - 02/03/2010 22:05 - Canada

Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as revenge. FML

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Cortezthe1st 23

Saturday 5 July 2014 0:48

Did you play along?

Bekll 31

Saturday 5 July 2014 0:49

You should do that trick where your thumb disappears from one hand and say it's already starting to happen to you because you got it on your thumb also.

Comments

amansingh 8

Saturday 5 July 2014 1:42

Why FYL?...that's actually quite cute and adorable. If your sister is >5 then, yes, FYL and shame on you. other than that, celebrate the 4th and enjoy life!

Beccag7 14

Saturday 5 July 2014 1:56

That's adorable!

galactictoast13 22

Saturday 5 July 2014 2:08

this could either be really cute or really sad depending on how old she is

forsaken_ones 9

Saturday 5 July 2014 3:04

I don't understands how people vote, "you deserved it" on stuff like this

seemetrot_fml 16

Saturday 5 July 2014 3:15

Ahahaha that's too adorable. Kids are the best. :P

AvatheAvacodo 9

Saturday 5 July 2014 3:45

That's actually adorable :)

91hayek 31

Saturday 5 July 2014 4:02

Little children are so endearing with this kind of earnest faulty logic. This is where you try to think along the lines of her logic and console her the best you can. E.g. Using flesh toned make up to "draw" it back on and then using water to "wash the colour in" so it stays permanently. Illogical and time consuming, yes, but she'll remember these moments where you took her seriously and didn't dismiss her for being wrong or being dumb.