By vkryss13 - 22/06/2015 19:10 - Guam - Tamuning

Today, I accidentally sat on my sister's imaginary monkey. She then stabbed me with a pencil. I still can't get the piece of graphite out of my hand. FML
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MasterTron 24

Maybe it's the same sister who hit their sibling with a stool?

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sylverdrag_fml 9

More like "Bit under the top", probably.

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lexiieeex3 32

But he killed it...

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mds9986 24

OP also needs a doctor to get the graphite out. Maybe they can make it a family trip.

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Kitten_love 22

I still have a piece of graphite in my foot from when I dropped a mechanical pencil on my foot. That happened years ago and I'm fine! I think...

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Hunkapoo 19

omg #9, your profile pic is hilarious! and yeah agreed, OPs sister sounds like may need a little help

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TypicalSenpai 14

Same here. I've had a piece of graphite in my foot for 4 years now and it just looks like a mole on my foot. XD

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smackaroonial 20

I have 2 pieces of graphite in the same hand. Well, i think it's just scar tissue that the graphite dis colored, not a literal chunk of graphite. But it should be fine.

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GoldenSeagull 6

I've had a piece of graphite stuck in my finger for over 10 years courtesy of my younger brother stabbing me... there's no lead in those things anymore, so not dangerous, no worries. :)

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xyris_fml 28

Also, how old is this sister? I had similar issues with my 16 year old sibling.

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MeanBeagle 22

by her actions I'm lead to believe not so much. but I see your point. lead.. point.. aha. I'm go in back to bed.

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DocBastard 38

I hope you gave the monkey some rhesusitation to make your sister feel better.

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Allornone 35

There's nothing like a good primate pun.

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mads_nicole 19

Children are vicious! Keep sharp objects away from your sister, OP.

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stingray112 24

I stabbed myself with a pencil in 3rd grade and 9 years later u can still see the graphite in my hand. Makes a good story

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teapotrevolt 27

Slight overreaction... How old is your sister?

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devildog562 33

That's not write! You should give them a write hand smack. Seriously though it's hard to get graphite out, good luck op

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Cortezthe1st 23

I've had a piece of graphite stuck in my hand since the 3rd grade. The opening closed up within a day, so that graphite wasn't budging. I feel you OP.

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leopardwilliam 22

This is why pencils aren't lead anymore

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Ichiya 29

As far as I know pencils have never used lead. A hard, heavy, and toxic metal would never have wrote on paper. unless you wanted to tear holes all over it.

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Jake42100 17

#45 you are correct,Pencils never contained lead,It was once thought that graphite was lead ore...

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