Kids: Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told...

By ohemgee23 - 19/02/2010 05:31 - United States

Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML

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The big reveal

By joe - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Easton

Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML

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buttshapedfruit 0

Friday 19 February 2010 12:09

ydi for doing it when your younger Sister was in the house.

sublime93 0

Friday 19 February 2010 18:40

She's being a **** for having sex with her boyfriend? If you say so, bitter virgin.

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CallMeHush 0

Friday 19 February 2010 12:42

And then you rear ended a stranger right?

sublimaze 6

Friday 19 February 2010 12:49

look at the positive side. at least she busted you before you had his dick in your mouth

i_is_a_tr00l 0

Friday 19 February 2010 12:53

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TurtleHabitat 0

Friday 19 February 2010 13:17

That was a world of fail. =) I appreciate you.

null_fml 11

Friday 19 February 2010 12:59

Trying to bribe a younger sister? Not very bright, are you? If you didn't give her the money right away, she's got no incentive to keep her word. And if you gave her the money right away, she's got no incentive to keep her word. Knowing your little sister was in the house at the time, you were ****** the moment you... were ******.

b1acksharpi3mark 0

Friday 19 February 2010 14:01

Exactly my viewpoint. I like your pun.

TheQuiet 2

Saturday 20 February 2010 7:22

haha nice

sacredjoshua66 0

Friday 19 February 2010 13:05

muhaha shes/he is evil

eehizle 0

Friday 19 February 2010 13:07

w. t. f. no not the post I'm talking about no.17's spelling. "lik3 omgzzzzzzz"

erjaguam 0

Friday 19 February 2010 13:09

well you knew she was at home.

uxoriouswidow 0

Friday 19 February 2010 13:36

Always organise a contract before making such transactions for discretion.

tomahawkinyouall 0

Friday 19 February 2010 13:37

yeah dumbass you deserved it you shouldve been watching ur sis instead of fooling with your boyfriend. obviously someones got their priorities messed up. but we forgive you lol

itouchguy360 3

Friday 19 February 2010 13:51

Did you really think that she wasn't going to tell? How pathetic you must be. You need to know one rule: Younger Siblings Always Tell! I am a younger brother to my sister so I would know. Also, it sounds to me like you're not even old enough to have sex. She only agreed for the 10 bucks! Heck I would tell too! So op, hope your enjoying your grounding because you deserve it!