By ohemgee23 - 19/02/2010 05:31 - United States

Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
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buttshapedfruit 0

ydi for doing it when your younger Sister was in the house.

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sublime93 0

She's being a **** for having sex with her boyfriend? If you say so, bitter virgin.

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Quest_ 13

So she bursts in without knocking, then accepts the deal with no intention of honoring it? What a little shit. Get your boyfriend to jerk off on her pillow.

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ObeyTheSnarf 0

That's sick and wrong. Shame on you.

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gwa_fml 0

Let that be a lesson to you. if you're going to be a ****, don't expect anyone to keep your dirty little secrets, not even your family.

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z620 0

lock the door stupid and ytf are u doing that with a little sister in the house? YDI

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Diannaa 0

I'm happy that I am the youngest! all of my sisters are out of the house already :)

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onnielief 4

Why would your parents care? As long as you where responsible I don't see the problem. They know it works, having made two little humans themselves.

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mfmylifesrsly 29

because some parents don't want their kids being a **** or not having sex until they're older. and (sad to say) but if they have a daughter they're even more protective of that.

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dudefromnyc 0

ydi for doing it when ur sister is there and for nit locking the door

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kayladance101 13

not everyone has locks on their doors! jeses people before you flip out, take time to think! not EVERYONES house has doors that lock!

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jbadvocacy 2

Two very good lessons: A) Lock the door B) Never trust little kids, they rat you out for EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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mzhonesty 0

I stopped tattling on my older brother when I was 8. : Regardless, learn to lock the door.

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clockworklolita 3

Advice for the future, OP: 1) Put something heavy in front of the door. 2) Remain clothed enough that if somebody _does_ try to come into the room, you can cover up quickly. (Or alternatively, as some others have said, wait till the house is empty before doing rude things :P) Assuming that the two of you were being responsible about contraception, are both over the age of consent and have been together for a reasonable amount of time, hopefully your parents won't be too bothered.

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