Animals: Today, my little sister was playing with her building blocks....

By Anonymous - 08/10/2009 03:22 - United States

Today, my little sister was playing with her building blocks. All of a sudden, she began to cry and held her finger out to me. Assuming she had hurt it, I kissed it better, and tasted something odd on my lips. Turns out she wasn't hurt, she was crying because she had touched cat vomit. FML

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By ash - 14/01/2011 18:22 - United States

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Today, I thought I'd take my little sister to the park. After getting bored of playing on the climbers, she thought it would be funny to throw some mud at me; too bad mud wasn’t the only chunky brown stuff on the ground. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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Fuk_My_Life 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 12:27

Ur gonna get herpes if you dont look before you kiss

sch1ll 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 10:01

ewwwwwwwwie gross..didnt u sense that there was something on her finger ?

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Andyhell 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 2:12

mrzero 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 10:59

yaak!!! that's funkin nasty

ajw1991 0

Monday 12 October 2009 23:26

Why would you cry over touching cat vomit?

monica123 0

Monday 19 October 2009 0:58

that sucks but it sounds lie your a nice older sibling:)

sayheyyybabe 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 5:11

Your little sister sounds emetophobic. Also, I've witnessed my cat eating my other cat's vomit seconds after it was heaved up. Also, it's so cute that you kissed her finger :) Not smart, but adorable. You sound like a good big sister.

ASHLEEBAYBEEx3 4

Monday 30 November 2009 4:57

yeaa mmhmm oh yeaa im crying. why dont you shutt thee **** up. telling me to shut up , im just expressing my opion. in reall lifee im not angry , my facee isnt red , my blood isnt boiling i just used thee caps lock button. that doesnt mean im really ******* angry youu stupidd douchee. ahndd why dohntt you goo get a lifee you fuckinqq loserr. do you comee back too all thee FMLs you post. i just camee back oncee to seee if somee onee likee your stupid ass had someething too say, andd thenn again too see iff you retartedd ass would post again and WOW you did ! ;O loserr you goo get a lifee !

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Wednesday 14 July 2010 13:38

if you can't even spell "go", you're in no position to call anyone a loser.

michael32123 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 5:48

get rid of ur ******* cat. they're a waste if genetic molecules

bree_91 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 15:11

All of you who decide its so necessary to argue Shut the **** up. You are all immature little bitches. and people are allowed to express an opinion. Let me guess, americans? Agh.