Love: Today, my long-distance boyfriend got extremely drunk and insisted...

By Amy (grossed out) - 27/04/2014 13:43 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, my long-distance boyfriend got extremely drunk and insisted that we left the Skype call on all night so it was like I was there with him. I woke up to the sound of him vomiting loudly at 3am. FML

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By turnmyphoneoff - 24/09/2019 00:01

Today, I got a drunken call from my boyfriend, which consisted of him telling me that he, "does man things like fuck bitches and roll with hoes," and that I've been, "trying to turn him into a half-ass girly man," but, "that shit ain't right." Then he threw up. FML

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By TheOtherWoman - 20/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2010 07:08 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML

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By theRoomie - 02/11/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, my loser roommate got wasted. He comes to me before going to bed, tells me he loves me, tries to hug me, then explosively vomits all over my face, my hair, my clothes. Then spends the rest of the night retching. FML

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By wtfjusthappened - 24/01/2009 03:27 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend from two years ago called and asked to come over. Still being in love with him, I agreed to see him but decided I wasn't drunk enough to handle the stress. After a while of drinking, he said that he really missed me and wanted to be with me. My reply consisted of throwing up. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 20:15 - Netherlands

Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2022 04:59 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my boyfriend video-called me in the middle of the night, drunk after a night out of partying. He told me that he was chatted up by a girl and proudly exclaimed that he told her off, given his status, all the while showing large hickeys on his neck. FML

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By gp28 - 18/02/2010 20:08 - United States

Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML

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By rachaaaaeul - 06/08/2010 07:07 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML

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Chelsea_bella 20

Sunday 27 April 2014 18:46

At least it was long distance vomiting.

regenerate 19

Sunday 27 April 2014 18:45

How romantic...

Comments

kittylevin 8

Monday 28 April 2014 3:54

Dude, it's incredibly sweet of you to stay online all night for him! I'm sure he'd do the same for you if you were drunk.

InnocentWings 13

Monday 28 April 2014 5:40

FYI and YDI. Next time, put the call on mute while you sleep

natywantspeace 7

Monday 28 April 2014 13:33

Welcome to the complexity of real relationships. I had to actually clean puke out my carpet before. Stop complaining

Yayabean1590 2

Monday 28 April 2014 17:26

It's better then him getting drunk and plowing someone else!

squarecircles 13

Monday 28 April 2014 21:26

Awe, he's lovesick for ya.

mata2 7

Tuesday 29 April 2014 7:07

I love Skype sleepovers its odd at first but its nice. the drunk part sucks but other then that I hope you had fun.

Bubzie 5

Tuesday 29 April 2014 9:09

Consider yourself lucky! My boyfriend once threw up all over my lap, and I of course had to clean it up.

Bradynrr 7

Thursday 1 May 2014 1:31

Sounds like he really misses you. Maybe that's why he's drinking heavily.

edmundoly 4

Wednesday 21 May 2014 5:37

And I thought it was sweet.

marigoldcobain 21

Friday 13 March 2015 8:28

If my boyfriend did that, that'd be funny. I don't know why but picturing him slurring, "Weit, Nao no no... Baaabe keep it on awl nite... so it'll fel liek im actuly ther..." Is just hilarious to me.