By ShadowReiku - 06/06/2014 03:38 - United States - Bowie

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Today, my long distance boyfriend told me no more nude pictures or sexting, as he's afraid the government will steal it all. FML
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Hey guys, OP here. While I don't doubt that they are in fact kept on record somewhere, I DO doubt that they would use them for some sort of super weapon like he was implying. My boyfriend grew up in a bad home and has anxiety and paranoia like you wouldn't believe, so he probably heard something in his computer class and blew it way out of proportion. Again. This is just the latest strange thing he's doing. At one point he wanted us to invest in a bunker. I'm 20 and he's 19, so we're both of age, and we've been dating for 2 years, but we live in different timezones. He's a college student and I don't make very much so it's hard for us to pay to meet up, so sexting is usually all we've got. I prefer skype, since my phone is ancient and doesn't have any of these fancy new-fangled apps, but I was laptopless for the night, which is why I texted him asking and got that in response. I know for a 100% fact that he is not cheating on me. He wouldn't be able to pull it off. Like I said, anxiety and paranoia. He once apologized to me in panic over having a crush on a celebrity, thinking that was just as bad as cheating. In any case, when he isn't at school, he's on skype and steam with me. And for those saying to send them to you, shame on you.

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Well from what I've heard is that in canada phone companies keep texts for 1 year on their servers. It's a reason I never sext over text messages. There's apps for that stuff now anyways.

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If you want you can send your pictures and sextings to me: I don't give a s**t about gouvernment!!!

And by government he means his new girlfriend will see them. He's told her it over but you two are still friends.

Or he doesn't want someone else seeing the messages pop up on his phone...

Bluebl4ze 16

Now that sounds like a real reason to worry

Ever heard if the patriot act? They do have full access to that data.

One time the government took my shoe, so I feel your pain

droxursox319 8

It's kind of a valid point.

They already have it, what does it matter anymore?

RedPillSucks 31

with stick figures. Nothing turns me on like a good stick figure boob.

RedPillSucks 31

Tell him that he needs to stop thinking naughty thoughts about you also. The government can get those as well.

adilblast 6

he hates your boobs, sorry