Intimacy: Today, my long-distance boyfriend told me that he was going to...

By rashree - 13/02/2010 01:34 - United States

Today, my long-distance boyfriend told me that he was going to pee on me to "mark his territory." When I told him that it was disgusting, he said, "last time, I just peed on you in the shower." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 07:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was disgusted because I dropped a Skittle on the floor and ate it. He thought peeing on me in the shower was just fine. FML

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By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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greenlime_fml 3

Sunday 14 February 2010 1:41

3- People aren't saying its dirty to pee in the shower, just that its gross to pee on your gf in the shower.

Badboy6 5

Saturday 13 February 2010 9:32

hahaa funny.. lol but nasty u got a weirdo bf

Comments

nachosbabygurl 9

Friday 3 August 2012 18:14

kinda gross

david1029 3

Tuesday 11 December 2012 5:53

Lol. Gross!

UNLUCKYyY1037 26

Sunday 4 August 2013 19:04

That's fine as long as he lets you mark your territory

blackwidowtaco 31

Sunday 18 August 2013 20:20

Well, you are technically his "bitch".

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 28 June 2014 16:10

Long distance...how long ago was that? but you're not a tree stump or something that usually animals mark but still you are human he needs to know that your not property