Intimacy: Today, my long-distance boyfriend told me that he was going to...

By rashree - 13/02/2010 01:34 - United States

Today, my long-distance boyfriend told me that he was going to pee on me to "mark his territory." When I told him that it was disgusting, he said, "last time, I just peed on you in the shower." FML

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Today, my boyfriend was disgusted because I dropped a Skittle on the floor and ate it. He thought peeing on me in the shower was just fine. FML

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By quirrus - 07/05/2012 09:42 - United States

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By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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greenlime_fml 3

Sunday 14 February 2010 1:41

3- People aren't saying its dirty to pee in the shower, just that its gross to pee on your gf in the shower.

Badboy6 5

Saturday 13 February 2010 9:32

hahaa funny.. lol but nasty u got a weirdo bf

Comments

RuralNinja 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 10:11

YDI for overreacting. Urine is the only sterile bodily fluid, and if you're properly hydrated its well over 3/4 water anyway.

lolroflmao 0

Friday 19 February 2010 23:44

Um, I'm kinda new to FML, and I'm wondering, "Why is snickerdoodles the target of harassment here?" Honestly :-/

oFLAPJACKS0 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 16:19

ur probably thinking hmmm that's why the water got really warm for about 10 seconds!?!?

ryguy997 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 4:22

this is a repeat fml!!

thetink 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 4:17

at 101 you might have abs but they ain't that great so u should really change ur pic cause it makes u look like a stuck up bitch that thinks too much ok themselves : D

talbot008 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 17:34

completely agree^^ and being peed on is just nasty!

BrittanyHale 0

Monday 12 April 2010 1:12

This was on another FML...I know it was because its my favorite and I laugh at it all the time.Is this the same person or no?

LexSwift 17

Tuesday 27 April 2010 8:25

LOL! That's so gross. Fyl.

wowyurcool1 0

Monday 14 June 2010 4:22

Ginger bitch

bryttkneee 0

Monday 19 July 2010 3:16

I like you boyfriend haha although if I were you, I wouldn't risk having sex with him when he comes into town. god forbid he mark his territory in the middle of that.