By rashree - 13/02/2010 01:34 - United States

Spicy
Today, my long-distance boyfriend told me that he was going to pee on me to "mark his territory." When I told him that it was disgusting, he said, "last time, I just peed on you in the shower." FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 730
You deserved it 3 577

Same thing different taste

Top comments

3- People aren't saying its dirty to pee in the shower, just that its gross to pee on your gf in the shower.

Badboy6 5

hahaa funny.. lol but nasty u got a weirdo bf

Comments

wait till he goes to sleep, then give him a Cleveland Steamer. call it squarsies.

1800getalife 0

is snickerdoodle a girl or a guy ?

Do you know any guy in his right mind who'd name themselves 'Snickerdoodles'?

agree with 48. people go onto this site to vent their rage against people like you. so now just take the hint. either shut up about grammar and such OR LEAVE!!! Now please enjoy the dancing panda bear.

48 agreed. people use this site to vent their anger ABOUT PEOPLE LIKE YOU!!! so either shut up about grammer or leave!!!

gaah. I thought my first didn't show up. sorry about the second.

Jrook 0

WTF 'doodles comments aren't that ****** bad. I don't find one thing different about hers. what's REALLY a downer is how it's now cool to pick on her. retards need medication if it bugs you

kira822_fml 0

I call fake. I saw an FML a little while ago about a guy peeing on his girlfriend in the shower to mark his territory.

marie93uso 0

clearly he has bathroom issues. next time take him out to the back yard on his leash and let him do his business.