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By lovedoesnotexist - 24/09/2015 11:52 - Belgium

Today, my long-term girlfriend broke up with me because my hair "falls out" and I "will definitely be bald soon", even though it's not that bad. The same girl who I supported through her chemotherapy and gave her promises that I would stay with her no matter how she looked. FML

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By meach - 06/08/2011 04:58 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML

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By BaldingQuick - 02/02/2010 07:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML

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By athlete47 - 03/08/2019 14:00

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML

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By dumpyhair - 16/08/2019 04:04

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML

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By badhairday - 26/12/2010 01:38 - United States

Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 05:00

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML

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By Keith - 19/05/2022 10:00

Today, and since we met, my girlfriend has forced me to change my hair, clothing and jewellery, and my diet. She has changed basically everything about me. Then this morning she dumped me because I'm "not the guy she fell in love with a year ago". I'm not even upset because its too funny. FML

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By Foxy0706 - 10/11/2015 19:27 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML

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By Baldy - 03/04/2011 09:16 - New Zealand

Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML

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By dykerino - 12/10/2014 00:11 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML

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FYLTHOUGH 15

Thursday 24 September 2015 18:05

that's messed up, some people just don't appreciate anything

Feklfekl2222 32

Thursday 24 September 2015 18:05

Cliché as it is, you deserve better. If that's how she's reacted you will find someone much better for you

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LissaLovesCastle 14

Thursday 24 September 2015 22:35

I'm sorry, OP. You deserve better.

esta_fml 7

Thursday 24 September 2015 22:48

That's awful. Someday you'll find somebody worth your love and devotion.

Kitty1811 19

Thursday 24 September 2015 22:48

Such a shallow bitch! Just forget her, she's not worth it! I'm sure you'll find someone who loves you the same op!

derpman123 17

Thursday 24 September 2015 22:56

get a breakup bj then leave her ass

eliasRrivera 12

Thursday 24 September 2015 23:07

bring up the chemotherapy, see what she says

TheLynx_fml 20

Thursday 24 September 2015 23:36

ARE YOU ******* KIDDING I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY IM MAD I JUST AM NOW... GOD WHY DOES HUMANITY CONSTANTLY DISAPPOINT ME!!!

Red_Curls1995 28

Thursday 24 September 2015 23:36

Wow I hope karma bites her in the ass.

DifferentNames 1

Thursday 24 September 2015 23:41

Hopefully her cancer comes back

kbryan0004 11

Thursday 24 September 2015 23:56

So so very sorry this is awful. hang in there and keep strong. so much love to you xoxo promise you will find love someday and all this will be ok

Jryan952015 7

Friday 25 September 2015 0:20

Put hair remover in her shampoo and tell her I think your going bald not me

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Today, I came home early from business trip to Paris, where I bought an engagement ring. I was going to take my girlfriend of two years out and propose to her. I sneaked into our house as a surprise and… she was having sex with another man. Now I have a ring that I can only return in France. FML

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Today, I was struggling through an exam and the hot girl next to me seemed to be flying through the questions. So I cheated off her. When we finished I asked her to lunch. She said, "No, I just rushed through the exam so I can go fuck my boyfriend." I got shutdown and probably failed an exam. FML

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We can't even give an A for effort...

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Today, I wanted to either say, "I already did it, sweetheart" or "I already did it, baby" to my SO, but my brain had other plans. I started to say ,“I already did it, sweet baby” but I got to "sweet" and in a millisecond mentally switched words, so what I ended up saying was, "I already did it sweet peepee." FML

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Today, while working at my local supermarket, a customer threw a turkey at me because we "should have bigger ones." FML

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Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. After I left his house, I realized that my cell phone had fallen out of my pocket and onto his couch, where I had forgotten it. FML

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Today, I came home to my boyfriend standing in the living room with his dick in the vacuum cleaner hose. Instead of being embarrassed, he simply said, "The vacuum does it better." FML

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Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML

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