By wellshitthen - 21/10/2015 19:30 - United States - Westborough

Today, my long time girlfriend flew across the country to visit. My asshat roommate decided to introduce himself to her while I was in the bathroom. She left and won't answer my calls. He won't tell me what he said to her. FML
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wellshitthen tells us more.

wellshitthen 14

Hey all, OP here. Surprisingly, it turned out as a happy ending! My girlfriend asked my roommate to keep me busy for a while so she could run out and grab a birthday gift that she ordered at a local store since she couldn't fly it in with her. My roommate is still an asshat for choosing to give me a heart attack as a way to keep me busy, but it could have been a lot worse.

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idk_rose 25

I wanna read a follow-up from this one !

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mermaidkeels 26

Where would she go? I'm guessing she's not familiar with the area.

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btoker 18

I think she should have heard you out or at least answer your calls for an explanation. If I were her, there's nothing a stranger could say to make me distrust my boyfriend so much , you know? it's weird and I wish you the best of luck OP!

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jadeleepenguin 29

I'm guessing either "hi, I'm ___'s boyfriend" or "he's out with his girlfriend at the moment, I could tell him you were here"

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HWICUNow 10

that was my first thought. "We're in a committed relationship"

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imbedderdenu 23

woooow....well...if you really mean something to her she will hear you out. As for the asshat I would find a new roommate.

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chisty87 16

Sounds like an ass whooping is in order until he says word for word what he told her...

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xTommytheGUNx 15

tie him naked to a chair cover him in honey an get out your fire ant farm...

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Cirrus1 2

time to put bar of soap in towel and beat crap out of roommate while he sleeps

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XComedy 14

It's time to beat the snot out of someone

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Richard6036 13

Who needs enemies when you already had the perfect roommate

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band_geek 18

Maybe he told her that he's your gay lover or that you've been seeing other girls behind her back?

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Irakli_1 27

grab him and beat the shit out of him, several times.

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