By wellshitthen - 21/10/2015 19:30 - United States - Westborough

Today, my long time girlfriend flew across the country to visit. My asshat roommate decided to introduce himself to her while I was in the bathroom. She left and won't answer my calls. He won't tell me what he said to her. FML
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wellshitthen tells us more.

wellshitthen 14

Hey all, OP here. Surprisingly, it turned out as a happy ending! My girlfriend asked my roommate to keep me busy for a while so she could run out and grab a birthday gift that she ordered at a local store since she couldn't fly it in with her. My roommate is still an asshat for choosing to give me a heart attack as a way to keep me busy, but it could have been a lot worse.

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idk_rose 25

I wanna read a follow-up from this one !

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mermaidkeels 26

Where would she go? I'm guessing she's not familiar with the area.

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smoothies14 32

How long is a "long time" OP? because it sounds like she doesn't trust you.

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zyero 9

Roommate? Beat the answer out of him, that's how most guys negotiate with eachother

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loueasy 23

Next thing you know she'll be on the news as the newest victim.

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inolongercare 19

I hope your roommate was joking and she just couldn't tell.

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shadow1248 23

Damn, she shouldn't have left without letting you explain! Hopefully you can text her asking what he said, maybe she'd be more willing to respond to that than a phone call.

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vikky538 28

I won't be sleeping until i hear what happened?

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worldclassrager 39

My gut is saying either he said you turned gay or found someone else closer....

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cappellaaa 23

Your roommate is an asshole! Hopefully it all works out for you and your girlfriend!

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