Miscellaneous: Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML - FML

By SadFace - 07/03/2010 18:54 - United States

Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML

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By teardrops - 21/09/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 23:01

Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML

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By nonexistant - 29/10/2010 04:33 - United States

Today, a cute girl came up to me with her boyfriend and said, "If you end up looking like him, it's over." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2011 08:17 - South Africa

Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML

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By leah - 07/01/2021 14:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was beaten up by a complete stranger for “giving her a dirty look.” I can’t see my own face. FML

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By Jules - 21/02/2011 07:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2015 13:21 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML

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By ambiiii - 20/08/2015 03:25 - United States - Marble Falls

Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML

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Top comments

Phaa 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:24

Fyl. :[

theawesome 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:30

her eyes started to burn from your hotness. :P

Comments

TiqqerGore 4

Thursday 28 February 2013 4:48

Never take that in a bad way. A girl can be crying because your just so gorgeous or you are just that .-.

TheJMeister 15

Saturday 27 April 2013 23:04

That sucks :(

jrok98 8

Saturday 8 June 2013 16:06

FML? Just cause?

buckeye_state 11

Wednesday 14 August 2013 3:57

the good news is, you're a guy. if you treat the right woman like gold, you'll do just fine :)

YepThatPerson 5

Thursday 30 October 2014 0:54

Am sorry

randomgirl1234 20

Saturday 8 November 2014 13:58

Tears of joy

CaroAurelia 12

Monday 17 November 2014 22:47

Maybe she reminded you of someone she lost? I saw someone who looked like my recently deceased aunt not too long ago, and I damn near cried. Did she say why she cried?

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 24 May 2015 19:18

I am really not sure what to say about this one...

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