Today, my love life evolved. My wife left me. FML - FML

By Darwin - 02/05/2016 15:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my love life evolved. My wife left me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 446

You deserved it 32

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HnyBee13 26

Monday 2 May 2016 17:36

Emma Wedgwood Darwin never left her husband. At least get your facts right.

fazzems 21

Monday 2 May 2016 17:36

Populations evolve, not individuals. At least do the research, writers!

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emeraldarcher74 30

Tuesday 3 May 2016 0:37

What the hell are these "historical" FMLs?

westcody 8

Tuesday 3 May 2016 6:37

Today a writer tried to make a funny Historical FML, but it was stupid.

unsealingkale 18

Tuesday 3 May 2016 6:43

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SubaruWRXSTI 16

Wednesday 4 May 2016 1:13

These historical FMLs are quite pointless...

Hildy93 21

Thursday 5 May 2016 7:24

These are painful.....

booman342 13

Friday 6 May 2016 15:08

How do I submit these? I feel like I could help the reception of these be a little less... Excruciating.

Zanquis 22

Sunday 8 May 2016 7:04

Now if only the humor in these "historical FML" would evolve so that a person with a 3 digit IQ could also enjoy them.. here is a hint: "Don't make up FAKE stuff" there is plenty of actual historical FML out there to be used.

TheSignOfLibra 11

Friday 3 June 2016 23:52

Ugh I accidentally hit the like button this is such a dumb joke. Honestly people if you submit a historical FML then be ACCURATE or the people you write about will come to haunt you.

Nikkibuh 11

Thursday 9 June 2016 17:35

These are made by the admins of FML.

Nikkibuh 11

Friday 17 June 2016 21:21

A swing and a miss.

skate4lefe 12

Saturday 1 October 2016 18:52

To bad

_Adog2645 24

Thursday 20 October 2016 20:04

So sad

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