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D'oh! -reference to OP's nickname-
That's pretty bad... Either he's trying to hint that you're doing something wrong at work regularly or he's being a major dick
Free dress day! Come in your pajamas, dress up like superman... Or your birthday suit perhaps? Who will know if you run around the office naked, rubbing your dick or balls over stuff? Your bosses chair, telephone, sit on his desk and drag yourself across the top of it... Photocopy your butt... The possibilities are endless, let your imagination run wild!!! Have fun and make the most of a shitty situation op. Hope your New Years is better.
Did you ask after everyone else? I know some places like keeping a few people in for whatever reason and most of the time it's first come first serve for time off. I always put mine in as soon as I could.
What asshole boss. Just don't show up
Do it for her.
how do you know if the boss is a woman? How much do you wanna bet that if it was a guy you'd be saying" wow what a douche,asshole,dick etc.." -_-
I think that's supposed to be a reference to an episode of the Simpsons.
At least your asshole manager will be gone
That was so thoughtful of him! Merry Christmas! While everyone's gone, you should leave a little 'gift' of some sort on his desk. Fake vomit maybe?
Did you make sure you asked for time off at least a month in advance? Everyone puts in for it so planning ahead is a must.
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Bring your whole family and celebrate it there?
Think of this as a great opportunity to get drunk at work and listen to music OP! :D