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By Stupid - 20/04/2011 02:29 - United States

Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML

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By susan - 17/11/2012 22:31 - United States - Naperville

Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 16:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML

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By LALALALA - 29/05/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML

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By Chris - 12/08/2010 01:55 - United States

Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2014 00:43 - United States

Today, I dropped my trash into what I thought was a garbage can. My co-workers stared at me like I had just pissed myself. It was a toy collection box for children in foster care. FML

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Oh come on!

By Great. - 22/02/2013 22:32 - Brazil - Belo Horizonte

Today, I found an old toy that I gave to my daughter several years ago. It was still unopened, and long forgotten, so I decided to re-gift it to one of my friend's children. My daughter immediately remembered her "favorite" toy and started crying inconsolably. FML

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Seems fair

By Anonymous - 20/09/2017 20:00

Today, so far, 3 of my employees have requested tomorrow off because of "emotional damage" due to Toys 'R' Us closing. FML

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By Oja1 - 16/12/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, my mother sold my extensive Star Wars collection, and I cried when I found out. I'm 46. FML

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By Tibblesthepengwin - 14/02/2010 17:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the store to buy a new lego set, only to find there weren't any left in stock. I started crying before I could make it out of the store. Oh, and I'm eighteen. FML

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Don't let them get you down

By Anonymous - 03/04/2012 17:48 - United States - Tucson

Today, I went to McDonald's and ordered a Happy Meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML

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mikejunior88 4

Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:19

throw them in the trash. don't worry, they will escape and find a new kid.

theunwiseone 4

Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:17

that's not stupid at all.....just very sad

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fmylifedam 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 16:32

sounds like you belong on mlia

dps1994 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 16:46

I do the same thing I'm 17

Frenchface 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 16:59

there is no shame in crying :)

tcrunit 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 16:59

grow up I don't even think like that and I'm 16

likedemolition 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 17:08

awww.... :(

iwishicould 7

Wednesday 20 April 2011 17:12

awwwww! that's so sweet! =]]

seraphxchild 3

Wednesday 20 April 2011 17:35

its velveteen rabit syndrome or something like that

cl7969 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 17:48

pussy

nerdsgetmehot 22

Wednesday 20 April 2011 17:52

I feel ya on that one, OP. I cried like a baby when I saw Toy Story 3...And I'm not ashamed to admit it.

chanta24 10

Wednesday 20 April 2011 17:55

then donate them like in the movie :)

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