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By Stevo - 18/06/2010 07:13 - United States

Today, my math teacher told me to learn how to say "welcome to wal-mart". FML

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By acneface - 21/10/2009 06:59 - United States

Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 13:43 - United States - Romulus

Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

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By Lance - 08/07/2023 06:00 - Australia

Today, I realised that I have been a teacher for far too long when I told a random stranger I saw at the mall to tie up their shoelaces. FML

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By arrow - 30/07/2018 19:00

Today, my math teacher decided to give everyone in the class candy. He skipped me, and when another student pointed it out, his response was, "I don’t like her." FML

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By NoOrdinaryNZer - 30/10/2016 11:09 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, an old man, while I was working, asked me to spell average-length words. Confused, I refused. Turns out I was apparently taking too long counting the large amount of small change he'd given to me, and he assumed I couldn't count or spell. I study law, and I've learned basic calculus. Welcome to retail. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2010 21:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 18:04 - Canada

Today, I got my first university math midterm back. I did so bad that my teacher put a sadface on the first page. FML

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It's maths

By bastawhiz - 18/09/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, a professor approached me in the hall to ask if, since I'm a math major, I could tutor one of her communications majors in a required Calculus course. Apparently the volunteer tutor the school provides "is a complete dumbass." I'm the school's volunteer tutor. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2019 12:00

Today, my teacher told me that unless I went into medicine, math, or engineering, I would never amount to anything in life. This wasn't even two minutes after I told him I want to be an author. FML

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By Too fast. - 07/12/2016 05:54 - Uruguay - Montevideo

Today, I got told by my classmates to slow down because I put too much pressure on them. I'm taking a class in accounting for the first time in my life, we are all over 25 and so far we are doing basic math. FML

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dunni786 0

Friday 18 June 2010 16:21

Wow straight to the point like that ay? at least he didnt staple an application form to your test results

lets_be_ian 5

Friday 18 June 2010 16:22

you could always go into art.... of course that still means working at wal-mart, but at least you get to say you are an artist.

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FatherofTime87 18

Wednesday 23 April 2014 17:47

Screw that guy. You don't need math skills to succeed. I'm living proof

sarah_riz 5

Wednesday 17 September 2014 6:11

this is what my maths teacher is going to teach me when she sees my calc paper too. You're not alone :)

daemonsparta 16

Wednesday 29 April 2015 2:00

you're 70 and have a math teacher?

seriously1738 8

Saturday 9 April 2016 8:13

I would've told my math teacher to learn how to say "I don't make lots of money"

IHaveThePower 16

Wednesday 5 October 2022 5:13

I got straight C's in math and still ended up with four scholarships to university and a debt-free Bachelor's. You're gonna be fine. Try the For Dummies workbooks, they helped me a lot, and maybe get a dyscalculia test.

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