Love: Today, my mistress called my wife on the phone. FML

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By surfdown - 16/12/2008 05:20 - France

Today, my mistress called my wife on the phone. FML

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popcorn_fml 0

Friday 20 February 2009 22:55

im with most of the people here. that you deserve NO SYMPATHY.

flyintonite 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 14:58

My cousin's husband cheated on her and she left him. Cheaters don't get 2nd chances dude, don't expect us to feel bad for you.

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Migole 36

Monday 2 July 2012 4:43

F YOUR life?? What about f everyone elses lives because of you, douchebag? -.-

muhamad92 1

Wednesday 11 July 2012 11:54

They wanted to meet up and talk about your sorry excuse of a penis

mlenglish 4

Sunday 15 July 2012 18:11

You are a horrible person an I hope both of the women in your life leave you

rachie434 8

Wednesday 18 July 2012 3:19

You shouldn't cheat on your wife karma bit u hard

CaysonJon 11

Monday 13 August 2012 8:32

A relationship isn't a test, so why cheat ?

CammyGal 26

Tuesday 18 September 2012 4:57

If you weren't a cheating bastard, you wouldn't have this problem. Douchebag.

rampersaud 10

Sunday 7 October 2012 18:24

You, are an example of the people who make me sick. YDI.

giggitygoo12 7

Wednesday 10 October 2012 5:15

Oh well i would have called u an ass hole but your from france

pop7467 7

Thursday 11 October 2012 7:24

If he learned something he wouldn't cheat again! What wring with you!?!!

pop7467 7

Thursday 11 October 2012 7:32

Oops u meant " wrong" sorry

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