Love: Today, my mistress called my wife on the phone. FML

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By surfdown - 16/12/2008 05:20 - France

Today, my mistress called my wife on the phone. FML

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popcorn_fml 0

Friday 20 February 2009 22:55

im with most of the people here. that you deserve NO SYMPATHY.

flyintonite 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 14:58

My cousin's husband cheated on her and she left him. Cheaters don't get 2nd chances dude, don't expect us to feel bad for you.

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little_metalbear 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 22:52

have you any idea how much it hurts when you find out the one u love is cheating on you? Act like a f*cking man and be honest next time.

Ozzyjr24 6

Friday 29 July 2011 5:16

Toss around the idea of a menage a trois and hoped she bites. well i least the mistress knows how to bite.

cammielovesyou 0

Friday 29 July 2011 8:41

I don't feel sorry for you at all. just your fault for cheating on your wife jerk.

whatsupdoc69 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 1:56

seriously lonely bitch alert

LizzieBvBfan 5

Tuesday 9 August 2011 12:48

YDI for cheating, dont you realize that people have feelings?

briissocoollike 8

Friday 12 August 2011 16:40

you deserve it

mrcorncan99 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 14:11

What the ****?

LittlestOne13 6

Sunday 14 August 2011 4:43

That's karma for ya

celestee21 0

Friday 26 August 2011 0:10

More like f your WIFES life. You're nasty, people like you disgust me.

romanianboi 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 17:48

lame

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