Love: Today, my mistress called my wife on the phone. FML

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By surfdown - 16/12/2008 05:20 - France

Today, my mistress called my wife on the phone. FML

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popcorn_fml 0

Friday 20 February 2009 22:55

im with most of the people here. that you deserve NO SYMPATHY.

flyintonite 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 14:58

My cousin's husband cheated on her and she left him. Cheaters don't get 2nd chances dude, don't expect us to feel bad for you.

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gigglezgirl 0

Sunday 4 March 2012 3:28

Wow. And you gonna take the victim stance too?? I don't feel sorry for you.

MissUncreative 5

Friday 16 March 2012 0:13

You deserve it, cheating bastard.

InsanishDanish 10

Friday 16 March 2012 20:25

**** YOUR life? More like **** hers. You deserve it, you asshole.

XxchristinasmhxX 0

Friday 27 April 2012 23:02

YDI for being a manwhore

maxisis_fml 6

Monday 7 May 2012 4:20

You cheating bastard

DanielT1994 19

Tuesday 8 May 2012 2:55

Boohoo. Would you like me to call the wahmbulance for the big baby here? Or are you going to grow up and realize you screwed up?

mccoole727 13

Saturday 2 June 2012 4:26

Youre an asshole! I hope your wife leaves you!

cortneyanne92 0

Saturday 16 June 2012 23:32

Douchebag.

tonijulie 20

Monday 18 June 2012 15:52

Douche

anongrl5846 19

Monday 25 June 2012 8:15

Lol

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