No way

By Anonymous - 01/05/2013 18:41 - United States - Downey

Spicy
Today, my bathroom flooded. I frantically cleaned my apartment as fast as I could before the plumber arrived. Everything was finally clean when I let him in. It wasn't until after he finished that I noticed I'd left my anal beads in the shower. There's no way he didn't notice. FML
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JiggaJayZ 16

He didn't ask to clean your pipes too did he?

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barlessprison 16

Sounds like the start of a porno. Plumber arrives, you realize you don't have enough cash to pay him. You ask if there's another payment mode and voila, anal beads conveniently appear.

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feelingold 18

Don't worry, he was probably distracted by the 9-inch ***** you left in the toothbrush holder.

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VioletLife 18

Are you kidding me? So what if a complete stranger sees that? It's not like you have to face him everyday.

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whos_ur_daddy1 19

Looks like 31 people think that it's not gross!

KittyWantMilk 4

So far 6 people think you're gross though

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feelingold 18

Nah 89, we just think your desire to be #1 wasn't quite matched by your creative talents. But seriously - was it all that you hoped and dreamed?

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SerendipityRose 26

Oh, yeah... Totally gross. That's why I make sure to move mine whenever we have--- oh, uhhh... Yeah, nevermind. *discreet cough*

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7yzzFML 17

@1 -_- how is it gross? Please do tell us. Especially considering she uses it in the SHOWER. Are you just some kind of prude, is that it?

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alissa222 15

He's a plumber, I'm sure hes seen it all already. Just laugh it off.

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ozpunker 20

At least he didn't leave his own anal beads behind.

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JiggaJayZ 16

He didn't ask to clean your pipes too did he?

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Dusty_Busters 15

Or snake your drain?

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izzie321 27

All of you are geniuses. Except for #95.. He's doin own thing over there...

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Justy101 23

142 - #95 was referring to a previous FML

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7yzzFML 17

@95 hahahah i remember that FML! and 142 you are a fool

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biggestfan23 11

The only thing I would expect next is some bad acting and corny music

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barlessprison 16

Sounds like the start of a porno. Plumber arrives, you realize you don't have enough cash to pay him. You ask if there's another payment mode and voila, anal beads conveniently appear.

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zango1 15

Or, anal beads conveniently 'disappear' perhaps.

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kultyre 7

Hopefully he just thought they were pearl necklaces.

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Llamacod 11

Or maybe he was hoping to give her a pearl necklace.

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wjh100 13

speaking I've seen anal needs the size of a tennis ball I doubt he would assume its a pearl necklace

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shaww 28

Good job OP, good job!

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Aryn16 14

nasty.. but it's none of his business anyways.

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Cusefan5 6

Ydi, why do you wear anal beads?

ElmoSaysSquishy 28

Because anal stimulation is highly pleasurable for many people?

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allforyoux3 25

Oh my God, 71. Your picture just adds to your comment.

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molzipan 16

She drapes them on her ass whenever it has low self esteem. What do you think they're for? jfc.

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Lunasis 14

you went full retard... never go full retard

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7yzzFML 17

@10 Woww. One, you dont bloody wear them, you shove them up your arse to pleasure either your prostate or the vaginal wall. Two, she does it because it pleasures her, and she likes to feel good, and shes not a prude like you, and its her business, so shutup.

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