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By rosmaizura - 01/10/2010 07:39 - Malaysia

Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML

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By Noname - 14/03/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML

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By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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By iamshrimpy - 08/01/2010 06:24 - Canada

Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML

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By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

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By libraries are a girl's best friend - 19/07/2013 21:53 - United States - Elizabethtown

Today, my dad grounded me for swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to my sister. The supposed swear word? "YOLO." FML

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By mass message - 16/10/2011 00:47 - Canada

Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2014 16:09 - United States - Syracuse

Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML

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Buzz off

By Anonymous - 22/11/2021 16:59

Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2020 16:58

Today, our house caught fire. While trying to help my mom get to safety, the word "fuck" accidentally escaped my mouth. Once we were safe, she said I was grounded for swearing. I'm 19. FML

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By yourebeautiful - 31/12/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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nikkibeez 0

Friday 1 October 2010 11:30

haha oh well.. that's why you shouldn't accept family members on fb if you dont want them to see certain things.

impatientkarma 0

Friday 1 October 2010 11:32

That's what you get for saying things on the internet you won't normally say in front of your mom.

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TakebeSogu 1

Friday 1 October 2010 15:08

I would like it xD

chobitschibi1369 0

Friday 1 October 2010 15:11

If you knew your mother would not like you cursing, you deserve it. If she did not want to hear it from your lips, why would she want to see it typed out.

AjaxF 0

Friday 1 October 2010 15:26

Next time you get a notification that says "Your mother would like to be your friend" reply and say "Thanks mom, but I prefer you as my mom, not friend" YDI for accepting the request. . .and FYL your mom wants to befriend you.

killerkirsche 12

Friday 1 October 2010 15:35

that's one good reason for not adding parents or other familymembers on facebook...agreed with 88

Honesty4U 0

Friday 1 October 2010 15:38

What are you? 12? Your mother gave you life, so unless she's a crackwhore, abused you or left you in a dumpster when you were born, she deserves more respect than that!

Honesty4U 0

Friday 1 October 2010 15:45

Well, you shouldn't have been cussing. If you're young enough to be grounded, you have to abide by your mother's rules. I've been on fb since I was 19, added my mother about 5 years ago and she's pretty cool about what I say or do on fb.

hahaalolz 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 8:20

fanfuckingtastic u wanna cookie?

night_saint 5

Friday 1 October 2010 15:52

I've got some family on fb... little brother, sister and some cousins but you're asking for it when you have your parents on there. YDI

koda446 4

Friday 1 October 2010 15:54

I FEEL UR PAIN! my mom does the same thing so eventually I just blocked her :)

blackwidowtaco 31

Saturday 31 August 2013 2:53

That's real mature. Would of been better just to unfriend her.

britasif27 5

Friday 1 October 2010 17:25

haha thats funny just delete the comment it's not even a big deal

rooisRAD 4

Friday 1 October 2010 17:44

My mum laughed at my drunk photos on facebook. Being friends on there has actually improved our relationship. It's sad but very true.

hahaalolz 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 8:22

wish I had a mum like that :'(

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