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By rosmaizura - 01/10/2010 07:39 - Malaysia

Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML

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By Noname - 14/03/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML

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By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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By iamshrimpy - 08/01/2010 06:24 - Canada

Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML

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You OK hon?

By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

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By libraries are a girl's best friend - 19/07/2013 21:53 - United States - Elizabethtown

Today, my dad grounded me for swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to my sister. The supposed swear word? "YOLO." FML

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By mass message - 16/10/2011 00:47 - Canada

Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2014 16:09 - United States - Syracuse

Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML

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Buzz off

By Anonymous - 22/11/2021 16:59

Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2020 16:58

Today, our house caught fire. While trying to help my mom get to safety, the word "fuck" accidentally escaped my mouth. Once we were safe, she said I was grounded for swearing. I'm 19. FML

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By yourebeautiful - 31/12/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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nikkibeez 0

Friday 1 October 2010 11:30

haha oh well.. that's why you shouldn't accept family members on fb if you dont want them to see certain things.

impatientkarma 0

Friday 1 October 2010 11:32

That's what you get for saying things on the internet you won't normally say in front of your mom.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Friday 1 October 2010 22:00

I hate to sound like your mother here, but swearing on Facebook is generally a bad idea-- especially if you have a job or are looking for a job. Employers or potential employers can easily find your Facebook page...

Master_Of_Sand 0

Friday 1 October 2010 22:07

YDI because the period is supposed to be INSIDE the quotation mark.

inferno2080 0

Friday 1 October 2010 22:58

same happened to me. and I looked back and the last time I said a swear word was 4 months ago.

tantrum4pres 0

Friday 1 October 2010 23:16

haha I've so been there before

drlemmon 2

Friday 1 October 2010 23:54

my grandma did that

Cabbotage 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 0:18

ydi for adding your parents. who does that?

nerdsgetmehot 22

Saturday 2 October 2010 0:42

My mom MADE me add her...

Xephyr 1

Saturday 2 October 2010 0:26

Delete her post?

cheeseburgerriot 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 2:13

um delete her?

apivan 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 2:28

is she high?

pntgirl95 14

Saturday 2 October 2010 3:14

u can delete ot

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