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By Sadasian - 14/08/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, my mom and dad were arguing. It started getting really heated, so I tried to go break it up. But within a couple of minutes, my mom wanted to make a statement by throwing a plate to the ground, forgetting I was beside her. I now have a throbbing foot with shards of glass in it. FML

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You deserved it 4 119

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By Wounded_irony - 05/12/2017 05:00

Today, I was wearing flip flops whilst putting out the trash, and was careful not to step near the broken glass surrounding the trash cans. My mother ran up to me hysterically warning me about the glass, which startled me and caused me to step on a shard, slicing my foot open. FML

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You deserved it 615

Slasher

By Anonymous - 09/09/2013 17:44 - United States - Sylvania

Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML

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Jumpy

By TheSentinel05 - 27/10/2020 12:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, my mom said my name and startled me so badly, I jumped and dropped the glass I was holding. She still isn’t speaking to me for breaking her favorite glass. FML

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You deserved it 226

By Anonymous - 31/05/2016 15:30 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I fell down the stairs while holding some dirty glasses from my room. I ended up pulling pieces of glass from my body. Meanwhile all my mom cares about is the fact that I broke three of her favorite glasses. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 254

You deserved it 1 845

Not my day, is it?

By ouch. - 10/12/2018 09:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML

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You deserved it 348

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By elly - 08/04/2021 14:00

Today, I broke my toe and screamed, "Fuck!" My mom heard and yelled at me for swearing, while I laid on the floor in pain. FML

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You deserved it 175

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By Aliiveopen - 24/08/2020 07:02 - United States - Wasilla

Today, my mom got blackout drunk and tried to fight me, my stepdad, and my brother, resulting in my stepdad leaving, my brother getting 2 holes from a metal shelf my mom tried to joust him with, and I got bit. FML

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You deserved it 113

Psycho

By deadgirl - 15/05/2021 01:59

Today, I accidentally broke one of my mom’s favorite glasses while she was away. My dad saw and offered to tell her instead that he broke it, because, "let’s face it, if she knew it was you, she’d shove the glass shards down your fucking throat." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 580

You deserved it 140

By ohdang - 12/08/2009 06:20 - United States

Today, whilst babysitting, I broke a glass. I explained to the kid that it was very important not to walk barefoot around where it had happened, because of the tiny bits of glass. He jumped back, scared, and while doing so tripped. I rushed to help him and ran through the broken glass. Barefoot. FML

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You deserved it 12 877

By Prae - 01/10/2012 05:47 - United States - Dallas

Today, I washed the dishes for my mom while she was out, as they seemed to be piling up. I accidentally sliced my hand with a knife in the process. After a trip to the hospital, it was revealed she'd been leaving those dishes there "to teach dad a lesson." FML

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You deserved it 2 118

pleasetryagain 0

Friday 14 August 2009 16:18

She wasn't making a statement. She was being an irrational idiot.

fmlfmlfml15 0

Friday 14 August 2009 16:07

ouch...FYL Lesson learned: NEVER intervene when your parents are fighting!!

Comments

loser_fml 1

Friday 14 August 2009 18:45

You deserve it for having glass plates.

Piemonkey 0

Friday 14 August 2009 18:51

Lemme guess. Your name is something like Lou-Anne, you live in rural South Carolina, married to your cousin, Cletus, with eight kids and possum for dinner?

repyourcliche 0

Friday 14 August 2009 19:21

I don't mean to be rude but, to be honest... at the end of the day, clichés are never cool. They drive me up the wall, ya get me? I mean, all things being equal... am I the only one who thinks so?

Intoxicunt 5

Friday 14 August 2009 19:30

You're not, #41. I agree with you.

Xrailer 0

Friday 14 August 2009 19:35

lol Piemonkey, simpsons ftw!

foryoublue94 0

Friday 14 August 2009 18:45

what the ****? I hope she cried and apologized profusely, and then you smacked the bitch. while your dad watched, because you're better than him. ROAAAARRr

Kervik 0

Friday 14 August 2009 18:46

This has to be the FML-ish FML in quite a while. That might be quite sore though, sorry. :O

blooberri 0

Friday 14 August 2009 19:34

aw, did that at least break up the fight?

Anarchy_fml 0

Friday 14 August 2009 19:53

Ouch that sucks man. At least your mommy loves you enough to injure your foot so you dont have to go to gym. IM NOT THAT LUCKY...

PutDownTheGun 0

Friday 14 August 2009 20:30

Get to the hospital and then call up Jerry Springer. Other than that, FYL. Epic parental responsibility fail.

XRiseToFallAgain 0

Friday 14 August 2009 20:59

Your name says it all. ...kidding.

thingymajig 0

Friday 14 August 2009 21:00

ugh, i hate it when parents fight right in front of the kids. my mom likes to smash stuff, too. FYL.

Evan_R_D 0

Friday 14 August 2009 21:04

that's a good thing you tried to do, but when your parents are at each others throats, the best thing you can do is express how you feel about it rather then stop what they are doing. if they still don't listen, then gtfo of there and start saving up for your own pad.