Miscellaneous: Today, my mom and I had a fight in the car over who farted....

By AnDroidZ_BabY - 11/09/2011 04:47 - United States

Today, my mom and I had a fight in the car over who farted. The result? She wanted to smell my underwear when we got home, to prove it was me. FML

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By KICKxASSxNINJA - 26/09/2020 08:02 - United States - Fresno

Today, my mother bolted into my room and let out a huge fart that smelled like rotten meat because she wanted to prove a point, that she had been having intestinal problems for three days. FML

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By Bottomless_Pit_for_the_NOMS - 23/09/2020 10:01 - United States - Miami

Today, my mother had just got home and we were both in the kitchen. She then starts to get out food and I smelled deviled eggs. Delighted, I asked, "Do I smell deviled eggs?" She turned around laughing and announced she'd farted. I effectively got hungry from my mother’s fart. FML

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By valarmorgoolies - 06/02/2015 18:51 - United States - Binghamton

Today, my mom accused me of smoking weed. Truth is, I'd just ripped the quietest and weirdest smelling fart of my life. She wouldn't believe me, accused me of making stupid excuses up, and grounded me. FML

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By mandygeegoesnom - 29/02/2012 05:30 - United States

Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML

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By beautifulme - 31/01/2012 06:22 - United States

Today, I got to be an innocent victim caught in the middle of a farting war between my boyfriend and my 10-year-old son. I fear my sense of smell will never recover. FML

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By smellsgood - 13/03/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

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Hygiene 101

By Anonymous - 08/06/2019 18:00

Today, my mother refused to talk to me because I wouldn't let her use my deodorant stick. FML

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By Gassy and sassy - 07/12/2014 06:15 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I farted while I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner. They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought there was a gas leak, and he made us switch cars. FML

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Contagion

By Girlygal32 - 13/09/2020 08:02 - United States

Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML

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By ThisIsMyLife - 04/06/2017 04:00

Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML

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girliekins123 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 11:52

That's so gross...

annamei 16

Sunday 11 September 2011 11:52

So did you let her smell it? :p

Comments

wikkedwicky 4

Monday 12 September 2011 8:23

Mom can I smell your panties also to prove you farted mom no but I'm going to smell your kid fml

gamefreakpog 5

Monday 12 September 2011 8:26

that's hot

charlotte100 2

Monday 12 September 2011 9:11

This is one of the stupidest FMLs ever. Your mom has issues and quite immature.

YeOldeSnake 8

Monday 12 September 2011 10:35

It could have been a trick by her to check if you had engaged in any kind of sexual activity lately.

born_hustla 26

Monday 12 September 2011 16:20

So..who farted?!

bennyq 0

Monday 12 September 2011 16:50

That's disguting

ForeverGLFan 6

Monday 12 September 2011 20:26

My best friend's mother is as big of a total moron as yours is, would she like a new friend?

kenzie01_fml 5

Monday 12 September 2011 21:30

That's the funniest thing iv heard in a long time haha

SpamEatingChikn 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 22:10

I can't decide what's more disturbing. The fact that two people can't quantify who farted or the fact your mom wants to smell your shorts

doogy15 11

Wednesday 14 September 2011 4:06

Shit your pants.

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