Miscellaneous: Today, my mom and I heard a thump from inside the coat closet....

By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 16:15 - United States

Today, my mom and I heard a thump from inside the coat closet. I opened the door, and something fell on me. My mom, who was behind me, screamed, closed the laundry room door, and ran into the garage, leaving me to face the alleged attacker. It was the vacuum. FML

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By So so close to clean - 08/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Warren

Today, with words of encouragement from my mom, I vacuumed my room. After finishing and admiring my job well done, I went to put the vacuum away. It caught on the plug for my electric razor which was dangling below the dresser and yanked that and everything else that was on top of it off. FML

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By ouch - 12/12/2009 20:36 - United States

Today, I finally finished vacuuming my downstairs. Instead of finding the wall outlet and unplugging the vacuum, I triumphantly tugged the cord from across the room to release the plug from the wall. It flew at me at top speed and hit me in the face. FML

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By Karl - 21/02/2011 11:43

Today, I woke up and heard a noise coming from the kitchen. I went down stairs and saw a huge guy in there. I got a vase and hit him over the head, not realizing it was my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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By MereLewis95 - 26/10/2011 08:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML

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By emmy - 03/06/2022 00:00

Today, the neighbors called the cops on us because they heard a series of loud screams. No, no one was being murdered, but my mom found one of my socks in the laundry room. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2020 08:09

Today, I was rummaging about in the pantry. When I turned to walk away, the heavy pantry door fell off, struck me in the back of the head, and the wood surrounding the doorknob cracked. When my mom came home, she accused me of "property damage." FML

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By Chelsea - 21/04/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my mom made me clean. I was dusting in the living room and heard gunshots outside the apartment. I dove on the floor and started crying and screaming. My mom walked in and informed me that the sound was her making popcorn. FML

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By jynxisadouchebag - 27/02/2015 00:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was doing laundry, and decided to wash my cat's blanket. He chased me down the stairs into the basement, and I slightly closed the door behind me so he wouldn't follow me. He pushed the door shut, which automatically locks. I was trapped down there for 3 hours until my mom came home. FML

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By Lilragu97 - 26/07/2012 05:14 - United States - Exeter

Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML

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Stealth mode

By Slipperywhenwet - 28/02/2009 13:08 - United States

Today, I was stepping out of the shower while home alone. I heard voices coming from the living room. I grabbed a bat to defend myself and ran into the living room. I slipped on my tile floor and smashed my TV with the bat. No one was in my house, but I'd left the radio on. FML

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YayFlameWarz 9

Sunday 25 September 2011 2:08

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, cause they vacuuming e'erybody out here.

KilteDKilleR 7

Sunday 25 September 2011 1:57

Motherly love.

Comments

bigbadtim 7

Sunday 25 September 2011 2:48

That sucks.

madseewhy 3

Sunday 25 September 2011 2:49

LOL the many pieces of paper you had to waste :(

Madkitty2403 1

Sunday 25 September 2011 3:07

Yup best mother ever -.-

HideouslyHuman 10

Sunday 25 September 2011 3:08

Mr Tumnus,Is that you?!:D

hebron77 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 3:14

You should tell everyone you and your mom knows about that.

doogy15 11

Sunday 25 September 2011 3:26

Should have started yelling for help then go silent. Hide so when she decides to come out of the garage scare the living shit out of her.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Sunday 25 September 2011 3:29

Yes, cuz having a 40 lb. vacuum land on your head is way better than a mouse or a roach or whatever she was afraid of falling on her :D then again I'd probably prefer the vacuum, I hate bugs D: and having them inside the house would paranoy the **** out of me

kaykay20 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 3:45

Hate when stuff like that happens. Bet the house items all laugh about it at the end of the day (I know they can't really talk but the thought is hilarious).