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By manderpander21 - 17/03/2015 00:56 - United States - Bronx

Today, my mom and I made the bad decision to go hiking for some mother-daughter bonding even though we had little experience. My mother tumbled down a mountain named Tumbledown and I couldn't even enjoy the irony because I had to half carry her all the way back to the car. FML

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By Username - 11/08/2019 16:00 - United States

Today, I have a horrible hangover. My mom also decided it was a good day to go hiking. I ended up puking on the trail. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2010 18:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum and I decided to go on a hike. Beforehand we left my car at the end of the trail and took my mums car to the beginning. After 4 hours we arrived at my car. I had left my keys in mums car. It was a long walk back. FML

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By lostinthewoods - 30/05/2019 04:00

Today, while hiking, my dad decided we should take the beeline trail down the mountain to save time. When we got to the bottom of the mountain, we discovered we were on the wrong side. We had to hike 13 extra miles to go around the mountain to get back to our car. FML

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By Where? - 23/08/2023 08:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I went on a hike with friends, but as I'm the worst outdoorsperson because I rarely venture outside of the city, I ended up getting lost in some woods after straying from our group. I ended up having to call 911 to be rescued. My friends will absolutely not let me live this ordeal down. FML

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By sparkus - 15/12/2015 15:15

Today, while out hiking with my girlfriend, she thought it would be funny to push me down a small hill. It turned out there was a 16 foot drop at the end of it, and now my leg is in a cast. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2016 14:03 - United States - Salem

Today, I had my first real break from work in ages, so I decided to go hiking. Less than 20 minutes in, I tumbled a couple hundred feet down a steep hill, broke my leg and several toes, and lay there in agony for an eternity before I was finally rescued. FML

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Freak out

By use your brain mother - 16/06/2015 05:47 - United States - Springville

Today, I told my mom I was going hiking with a couple of friends and wouldn't be back for four or more hours. Not even two hours later, she called the cops and reported us as missing. She didn't realize that we wouldn't have service up the canyon so we could call her back. FML

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By why?? - 20/04/2014 04:52 - United States - Englewood

Today, I went hiking with my family. A local had told us about the trail, saying the two mile walk would lead us to a seventy-foot waterfall. After seven miles of trekking in the sweltering sun with no food, we finally found the waterfall. It was barely ten feet tall. FML

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By edgyasfuck23 - 13/05/2016 17:09 - United States - Blairsville

Today, I was hiking with my uncle. We were going down a slope, and I kept slipping. He jokingly pushed me just as we approached a big drop. I ended up with three fractured ribs. FML

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Take a hike

By bummed - 14/04/2014 01:57

Today, my family and I went on a hike to a local abandoned gold mine, with the hopes of being able to explore the caves. What we didn't expect was four miles of treacherous, rocky, near vertical trails that led to the mine. Once we finally got there, exhausted, it was blocked off for safety reasons. FML

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Tuesday 17 March 2015 7:05

Since you can't enjoy the irony, I'll enjoy it for you. But seriously, I hope your mom is ok.

chottu 16

Tuesday 17 March 2015 7:05

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Hope your mum is okay!!

Comments

Liu1992 14

Tuesday 17 March 2015 8:54

Clearly the mountain got its name for a reason. Hope your mom is OK.

MaltWarrior 32

Tuesday 17 March 2015 8:57

Well, you were warned.

Captain_Debilos_fml 13

Tuesday 17 March 2015 9:23

You should have let her die and steal the car

blackonblight 32

Tuesday 17 March 2015 9:33

Ah, beautiful. At least you'll get a laugh out of it later, right?

IWishIWasObama 12

Tuesday 17 March 2015 11:04

Next time just go bonding over coffee or chocolate from a shop.

thejonac 21

Tuesday 17 March 2015 11:50

i'm sure she was touched by you carrying her the whole way. bet you got fit too :)

AcidH2O 8

Tuesday 17 March 2015 12:32

Don't worry, you'll have the rest of your lives to enjoy the irony of it!

Bethani420 5

Tuesday 17 March 2015 12:56

I'm sure you're laughing about it now! hope your mom is doing okay. next time, try walking in a park...not as dangerous ;)

bearsbear01 7

Tuesday 17 March 2015 13:18

The higher you are the harder they fall

cmonger 27

Tuesday 17 March 2015 13:56

Who names a mountain Tumbledown? Seems like a strange name to me.

simply_chan3l 13

Tuesday 17 March 2015 14:47

Unless it lives up to its name. Who knows, it could be a clever warning.

LostInTheZone11 29

Tuesday 17 March 2015 17:04

Better than what happened to Bud Bundy in Married with Children when he got dropped by a bird into an area of a river the Indians used to call "Nutcracker Falls".