By Ixlovexwaffles - 29/04/2015 20:33

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Today, my mom announced my pregnancy to the entire family via Facebook with the post, "Just went from a MILF to a GILF in one moment of unprotected sex." FML
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Ixlovexwaffles 0

I would have laughed it off had she made the post a week later, it's the fact that I told her specifically not to post anything or talk to anyone about it for at least a few days so I could announce it to everyone else. She knew I told her first. It's the fact that that is how it was announced.

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Top comments

Malahkaa 19

Like mother like daughter...

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Redoxx_fml 22

Too bad that doesn't change her being a dumbass, sorry OP

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Comments

tchopper1969 16

that's pretty funny.

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GirasolNegro 22

Who in their right mind is going to want to "f" her if she is such a bitch?!

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ladytigerhunts 20

I must ask: why is this a FML? That's ******* awesome!

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amanda182 19

I would personally laugh it off. I'm assuming your mom doesn't have that many friends that you know who'd actually care to say much of anything besides family.

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Ixlovexwaffles 0

She has more friends than me and my family members actively use their FB accounts to plan family events...

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tosdyke 16

Well, if you would have spend a dollar to protect yourself, There'd be no news to tell...

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texaskitty86 25

Seriously 84? You do realize it possible for people to a actually TRY to get pregnant and not all babies are unplanned accidents right?

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malachite1357 11

One of the best pregnancy announcements ever

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