Intimacy: Today, my hard drive on my computer crashed with all of my files...

By Noname - 24/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, my hard drive on my computer crashed with all of my files on it. I took it to my Dad, who is a computer analyst, to see if he could recover anything. The only thing that he could salvage was my illustrious collection of porn. FML

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By Chimychunga - 01/08/2010 06:47 - United States

Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML

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By mlowy - 09/05/2014 05:35 - Azerbaijan - Baku

Today, my computer crashed and lost all of its data while I was making a back up. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 14:44 - Canada

Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate. FML

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By OytoBeAfather - 16/05/2012 03:05 - United States - Nesconset

Today, my 20-year-old son's external hard-drive stopped working. He's crying on my shoulder now, not because of the movies, porn, work, or music he probably lost, but because of the now irretrievable complete series of Digimon that he'd collected. FML

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By Oh no - 13/10/2018 03:00

Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML

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By PizzaNIF - 13/07/2016 17:58 - United States - Henderson

Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML

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By ThisGirl - 21/08/2012 02:30 - United States - Kennesaw

Today, I lost two terabytes' worth of photos to a friend's incompetence. He said he could save me some money and fix my slow computer for free. He ended up wiping the hard drive, and along with it, my photography portfolio from the last five years. FML

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By computergeek - 26/01/2010 21:25 - United States

Today, my parents got me a new computer for my birthday. They also took the liberty of throwing out my old computer, with 8 years of photos, videos, music, documents, emails, and bookmarks on it. But that's okay, I had a backup. They threw that out too. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2015 20:28 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML

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By David3000 - 24/01/2009 07:15 - Australia

Today, I finally finished my 500 page manuscript and so went out to buy some paper to print it off. I get back home and find out my dad has infected my computer with a virus and the only way to save it was to wipe the hard drive, which he did. That script took me a year and I have no backup. FML

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adelaide_evening 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 3:13

Maybe your dad just prioritized.

bobdole 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 3:10

@ original comment: why would you save it to your hard drive. don't you have high speed internet? stream it buddy, stream it.

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bobdole 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 3:10

@ original comment: why would you save it to your hard drive. don't you have high speed internet? stream it buddy, stream it.

what_the_fail 0

Friday 22 January 2010 6:44

This ^ . Why would anyone download their **** these days? Stupid.

adelaide_evening 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 3:13

Maybe your dad just prioritized.

Tri_fml 5

Wednesday 25 February 2009 3:20

Thank God for your dad. Wouldn't know what to do if I lost my **** :(

Freaxxx_fml 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 3:21

BAHAHA score 1 for dadio ;D

dickinabox 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 3:24

I believe it's an FML moment because while **** is good, more important things were not salvaged, and the whole thing seems kind of embarrassing.

Stephen_fml 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 3:42

at least he was able to save that

president_benson 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 4:04

**** for All!!!

Amkii 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 4:09

#1 - LOL! #12 - Agreed! Aw man... sorry about your other files... but yeah, at least you got your **** back! :D

bobdole 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 4:27

At least your dad didn't image your floppy dick. *disk

Mazzy_fml 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 4:28

Lol, oh dear :/

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