By Ixlovexwaffles - 29/04/2015 20:33

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Today, my mom announced my pregnancy to the entire family via Facebook with the post, "Just went from a MILF to a GILF in one moment of unprotected sex." FML
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I would have laughed it off had she made the post a week later, it's the fact that I told her specifically not to post anything or talk to anyone about it for at least a few days so I could announce it to everyone else. She knew I told her first. It's the fact that that is how it was announced.

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Malahkaa 19

Like mother like daughter...

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Redoxx_fml 22

Too bad that doesn't change her being a dumbass, sorry OP

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tamesenicole 27

Don't tell people all of your shit. Problem solved

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MzZombicidal 36

Yes, its all OP's fault for wanting to share life-changing news with her mother and asking for a few DAYS of silence to share the news with others herself. Yep. All on her. Sure.

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sarahmaxine 19

your mom is probably ugly. Don't worry, OP.

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WilliamRobbins 14

dislike this comment all you want, but i think her mum is a bitch. I mean what ******* parent says something like that about their kid. I mean come ******* on! I dont know why but this REALLY pisses me off. Like if u agree.

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Jayvey_Airson 12

Some people take age as an insult. Age is not something to be offended by, but simply a figurative hourglass, measuring our time of the journey through life. Grandma is no insult, but a title for children to look to for wisdom. Don't think of death as passing from this world, but as a step into something more beautiful than life.

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MrCommunism 19

that's not how this works, that's not how any of this works.

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jbuckets_404 38

OP: Now you know whom to tell LAST next time or for any other big-time news! Best of luck :-)

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