By millavitsa - 03/01/2013 22:36 - Ukraine

Today, my mom asked me why MS Word keeps underlining some words. After I tried to convince her that you're supposed to put a space after commas, she started yelling at me for making her look stupid. I can never win. FML
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im_bored_tired 12

You do put a space after a comma. But you never put a comma after a space.

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poccocurantes 7

Did she bitch you out in one long run-on sentence?

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PenguinBitch 43

Ignore her and let ABC Spell Check deal with her moronic ass.

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slacker_69 6

yeah your mom may thing she's always right but spell check is always right

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Mads_1234 28

Just leave. If she doesn't believe you, it isn't worth arguing with her.

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DocBastard 38

It's too bad FML doesn't have a feature to eliminate grammar errors. Like a bazooka. Yes I know that was a fragment! Sue me, you motherfu*BLAAM*

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PrincessLiLi_fml 7

You also forgot a comma after 'yes'.

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vindicated21 12

just turn off auto-correct, then she can look stupid all by herself.

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mistercrow 9

Yeah but if auto correct dosn't feel ya then it gives ya the wrong word and makes ya look stupider!!

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perdix 29

Turn of the grammar check and let her make herself look stupid, without any help from you.

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perdix 29

#20, I do all the time. "Oilwell" is jargon that can be used in certain technical contexts and does not need to be separated into two words. And, don't get me started about "douchenozzle!"

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maosquare 18

Trust me 20, microsoft's grammar check is appalling. The spell check is rather shocking too.

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cristy91 33

Microsoft word tries to get me to use semicolons every other sentence. If I were to follow it's directions, my writing would sound like the wheelchair kid from Malcolm in the Middle was speaking.

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TheDrifter 23

You just need the Canadian language version Perdix. It knows about oilwells, douchecanoes and recognizes bacon as a noun, verb and adjective.

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littlelegs93 5

that's her problem not yours, she will look stupid in the long run.

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Geometric 18

Rules of family life: Rule #1: The Mother is always right. Rule #2: If the mother is wrong, refer to rule #1.

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perdix 29

"If Mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy."

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