Miscellaneous: Today, my mom asked me why MS Word keeps underlining some words....

By millavitsa - 03/01/2013 22:36 - Ukraine

Today, my mom asked me why MS Word keeps underlining some words. After I tried to convince her that you're supposed to put a space after commas, she started yelling at me for making her look stupid. I can never win. FML

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By wow - 30/10/2014 22:05 - United States - Turlock

Today, my mom spelled my name with all lowercase letters. When I asked her why she wrote it like that, she got pissed and snapped back, "Capitals are for people who amount to something." FML

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By frustrated - 29/06/2011 12:59 - United Kingdom

Today, my boss yelled at me for ruining the report she was supposed to write with my "terrible spelling and grammar". I've checked it thoroughly, and all of her 'corrections' are wrong. She doesn’t believe me, and is refusing to look at a dictionary. FML

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The R-word

By How old am I again? - 04/09/2022 17:30 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my mother painstakingly spell out to me why broken glass is extremely dangerous. Feeling insulted, I jokingly asked her if she thought I was "retarded". I then got yelled at for "swearing." I'm a fucking adult, but my overprotective and condescending mother seems to think otherwise. FML

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You OK hon?

By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

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Psychotic

By lostkid - 09/05/2021 08:01

Today, my mom strictly banned me from doing any of my chores, because I missed a spot while wiping the counters. She then screamed at me for not doing my chores. When I went to go do them, she screamed at me for doing my chores when I’m not allowed. I can’t win here. FML

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Holiday assumptions

By Red Toad - 26/12/2020 20:59 - United States - Litchfield Park

Today, I said a few words to my mom that happened to be similar to something offensive, and she misheard. I tried to tell her, but she was so angry that she assumed I was saying more offensive things. Now she is punishing everybody in the house, and I’m not allowed to speak to her. FML

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By wow - 05/05/2011 06:13

Today, my mom confessed that she has to make up compliments to give to prove me wrong when I said she can never say positive things about me. FML

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Genius

By cunting cuntface of a boss - 25/02/2014 20:42 - Australia

Today, I had to proofread a document my boss had written. When I pointed out that he spelled "college" as "collage" multiple times, he angrily accused me of trying to make him look stupid. This is the guy who constantly boasts about his "genius" IQ level to the whole office. FML

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Misunderstood

By lildale92 - 03/06/2021 10:01 - United States - Elmhurst

Today, I was trying to explain to my mother-in-law how I hated the way my father-in-law talks to me, the tone he uses. She thought I was attacking him and got mad at me. FML

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Don't mention the helicopter parents!

By Anonymous - 27/04/2022 12:00

Today, I got an F because I’m an idiot and wrote my essay on WW1 instead of WW2. I offered to resubmit a correct essay, but my mom stormed to school to demand it be changed to at least a B, because it was a good essay, even if it was on the wrong war. God, she’s impossible and embarrassing. FML

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Friday 4 January 2013 3:26

You do put a space after a comma. But you never put a comma after a space.

poccocurantes 7

Friday 4 January 2013 3:31

Did she bitch you out in one long run-on sentence?

Comments

female_troller 12

Friday 4 January 2013 8:06

Never try to correct a woman, especially your mom. YDI.

mario2012 18

Friday 4 January 2013 20:36

What the ****?

False_Stupidity 41

Friday 4 January 2013 8:12

So, your mother asked you a question and then bitched at you because she didn't like the answer.. I'd suggest playing dumb from now on when asked questions.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Friday 4 January 2013 8:39

Mom is always right no matter what.

charvisioku 22

Friday 4 January 2013 10:23

What kind of idiot would say YDI for this?

Elmoo_fml 16

Friday 4 January 2013 10:38

That sounds exactly like me and my mom...

oj101 33

Friday 4 January 2013 13:52

When she's yelling, she must say 1's a lot!!!11!!111!!!

DanielleinDC 33

Friday 4 January 2013 14:45

No, she should take a remedial grammar course.

AnimeCookie 9

Friday 4 January 2013 15:19

You sleep too much, parents complain. Don't get enough sleep, parents complain. You eat too much, parents complain. Don't eat anything, parents complain. Go outside too much, parents complain. Don't go outside, parents complain. Can't win.