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By longing for emancipation - 30/04/2016 03:09 - United States - Mitchell

Today, my mom claimed that lactose intolerance is a "myth" and told me to drink my damn milk because it's good for my bones. FML
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Enslaved 36

How can your mom not know this? Especially if she was the one that changed you diapers when you were a youngster and most likely given dairy.

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joeyl2008 29

Peanut allergies are a myth too

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TMO2142 25

my parents said they have never lied to me. that was a lie

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sadmofo12345 15

Am lactose intolerant, I feel your pain

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AspieGirl88 7

Thank goodness my sister doesn't share the same beliefs, or my 3 year old nephew would probably have ended up in a very serious condition! Our poor Jake is allergic to almost everything it seems; milk, eggs, wheat, nuts & a lot more (even certain types of food-colouring can cause him to break out in hives all over). I'm not allergic to anything edible myself, but I know what it's like to be very sick. You could always meet your mom halfway by finding something else that is rich in calcium (or other vitamins/minerals that help strengthen bones); something that you feel that you can tolerate happily. =o)

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jazminer 2

I should show this to my friend who has a problem with dairy... He'd love to meet your mom. ?

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Headcrab 29

Milk being good for your bones, that's the myth here.

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rinzlerkitty94 31

Drinkimg milk can actually cause bones to fracture more easily. It's not natural to drink another species' milk.

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