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By longing for emancipation - 30/04/2016 03:09 - United States - Mitchell

Today, my mom claimed that lactose intolerance is a "myth" and told me to drink my damn milk because it's good for my bones. FML
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Enslaved 36

How can your mom not know this? Especially if she was the one that changed you diapers when you were a youngster and most likely given dairy.

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joeyl2008 29

Peanut allergies are a myth too

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artistswife 19

Either buy your own lactose free milk or if she insists you drink her milk take Lactaid when you drink milk, eat ice cream…

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Musicstruck17 24

Your mom and my mom would get along just fine. My mom thinks I can get cancer if I skip meals. Talk about trying to scare me into eating properly. This probably would have worked on me if I was you know if I still 5.

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arano 29

Milk isn't even good for your bones though.

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rickybrickford 3

the irony is in how milk being good for your bones is actually a myth

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wow2mylife 25

My mom told me it all in my head cause she thought I grow out of it until I was vomiting a whole week stright I guess I got it back

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kavank 9

Actually cows milk doesn't build up bones at all. Just a marketing myth itself.

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samwilliams800 28

My toilet is proof lactose intolerance is real. :( I suffer for what I love.

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zyero 9

Considering ignoring lactose intolerance can eventually lead to organ failure, I wouldn't take it so lightly.

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DrChrisOfWumbo 12

Send this to the myth busters! Or. You should have. Had they not stopped that show RIP a very good show ?

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HylianWarrior 21

Right up there with anti-vaxers with her ability to use logic and listen to what the professionals have to say.

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