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By the un-loved child - 28/07/2013 22:34 - United States - Salida

Today, my mom confessed to loving my "little sister" more than she loves me. My "little sister" is the family dog. FML

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By LoveMeMother - 20/09/2018 05:00

Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 22:28 - United States

Today, after leaving my mom's house, I got 4 text messages from her about how I was a terrible person for not saying goodbye to my sister when I left. The "sister" she was referring to is the family dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2021 06:01

Today, I told my mom she made me feel unloved my whole life. She called my sister and apologized. FML

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By Noname - 01/02/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, my little sister and I were reading a book together and out of nowhere, she said "I love you". My heart melted and I told her that I love her too. Then she told me that she was talking to her stuffed animal, not me. FML

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By Noname - 18/02/2009 02:52 - United States

Today, my brother joked that our dog was more attractive than I was. I looked to my mom for support, and she said "Well, she is pure bred." FML

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By melissa - 10/02/2009 23:41 - United States

Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML

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By Random - 31/01/2012 14:41 - United States

Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML

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By SadSister:( - 11/01/2015 00:15 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my 4-year-old sister and our puppy. Suddenly, she blurted out from the backseat, "I don't love you anymore." Shocked, I asked her to repeat herself. She looked me straight in the eye and said, "The puppy doesn't love you either." FML

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By ginya - 07/06/2016 01:58 - United States - Bedford

Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2010 16:29 - United States

Today, I found out my parents are getting divorced. They're fighting over the dog instead of my sister and me. FML

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PandaSmile 24

Monday 29 July 2013 2:40

I hope your mom was just kidding. If not get a cat and call it mom and declare your love to it.

kee_breezy32 34

Monday 29 July 2013 2:39

your moms priorities are mixed up.

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tfriend3 15

Monday 29 July 2013 3:07

Doubt she means that with all her heart. If she actually loves a pet over her own child she's got serious issues

chocolatefrog28 29

Monday 29 July 2013 3:19

Rip apart her favorite shoes or pee on the couch, see if that evens your odds.

abbywonka 7

Monday 29 July 2013 3:43

My mom does that all the time, but i know she loves us equally :3

chuka81 27

Monday 29 July 2013 10:12

Loves you equally? How soothing.

dutch_girl13 20

Monday 29 July 2013 3:55

Sorry OP. Something's wrong with your mom. I understand dogs are cute and lovable but you'd think that a child is more important to a mother than anything.

Jjimen1654 9

Monday 29 July 2013 3:56

You should tell her, "dont worry mom i love her more than i love you as well"

buckdharma 36

Monday 29 July 2013 3:57

Tell her "you do too." By telling her that you love the dog more than her, you'll give her a chance to see how words like her's sting.

AustinDenton 22

Monday 29 July 2013 4:11

That's terrible and hilarious at the same time. You must own an amazing dog.

graceinsheepwear 33

Monday 29 July 2013 15:07

Or have a really nonamazing mom.

neuroticallyyour_fml 17

Monday 29 July 2013 4:13

I know sometimes parents say things they don't mean when they are frustrated. OP, were you being an aggravating little shit? Because its really hard to believe a parent would say this without a reason and even then, I seriously doubt they would genuinely mean it.

BobbieH 19

Monday 29 July 2013 4:16

I think you should mess the rug and chew a shoe or two to show you're just like your sister!

nikhilmanuel 10

Monday 29 July 2013 4:25

Well your "little sister" is a bitch! Anyone get it! No? Okay...

graceinsheepwear 33

Monday 29 July 2013 15:09

We get that you weren't confident enough in your humor to let it stand on its own.

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