Intimacy: Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower... - FML

By Damian - 22/04/2011 11:11

Spicy

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

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By me - 08/06/2012 14:00 - United States - Carthage

Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML

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By hannahlorraine - 25/11/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother came home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she came back and did it again. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2009 12:49 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML

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In the mood

By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

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By ugh - 12/03/2010 06:05 - United States

Spicy

Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML

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You OK hun?

By notexactly - 29/12/2009 00:48 - Sweden

Spicy

Today, the guy I like called me, and my mom picked up. Just as it happened, I slipped and fell in the shower, and was sitting there moaning. The guy asked if he could speak to me, but my mom heard me and answered, "Well, she's masturbating right now, but I'll tell her to call you later!" FML

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Classy

By bkay26 - 29/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML

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Just a question

By Anonymous - 14/12/2019 14:00

Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML

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Handy

By Anonymous - 06/03/2011 18:15 - Sweden

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML

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By SCARRED - 29/08/2014 20:15 - United States - Kansas City

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

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hwilly 0

Friday 22 April 2011 16:07

awkward as a ************, I would of jumped right out

tylerjs12 0

Friday 22 April 2011 16:07

lol

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Skatejock21 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 6:30

hahah aweee dude that really sucks. If I were you, I'd be so embarrassed.. hahah and then hold it against my mom, then make fun of her and make sure you tell your dad and see what he says. hahah this is so hilarious. This is an FML I have to tell my wife...

KeepiTLiT 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 6:36

Lol; wow . I wud hAve nighTmaRes afTeR thAt .

lolwutguy 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 17:04

Learn to spell. And by the way tYPiNG lIkE ThIS makes you look like a douche

SmelloJello 9

Saturday 23 April 2011 7:06

O sick. what has this world come to.

nachosupremo1 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 7:30

dont act like u didnt like it

ouch1990 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 7:37

35 your gross

clogale 5

Saturday 23 April 2011 8:01

lucky you

TeABaGG 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 8:09

why the hell was the bathroom door unlocked anyways? I just think she was just trying to show her unconditional love for you.

julian24245 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 8:18

Hawt

Ramirn444 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 8:33

Haha...fail

kiran11 2

Saturday 23 April 2011 8:36

oh my god

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Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML

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Today, I'm a horse trainer and I started working with a lady's horse. After two hours of hard work and sweat, me and the horse in question are tired and I tell her I'll be back tomorrow. I get to the part where she's supposed to pay me and she says, "Oh! I thought this was free!?" FML

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Today, after getting my car completely fixed after it being damaged for a year, I was driving and the entire side panel on the car fell off. The repair man forgot to put the screws back in. FML

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