Intimacy: Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower... - FML

By Damian - 22/04/2011 11:11

Spicy

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

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By me - 08/06/2012 14:00 - United States - Carthage

Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML

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By hannahlorraine - 25/11/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother came home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she came back and did it again. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2009 12:49 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML

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In the mood

By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

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By ugh - 12/03/2010 06:05 - United States

Spicy

Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML

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You OK hun?

By notexactly - 29/12/2009 00:48 - Sweden

Spicy

Today, the guy I like called me, and my mom picked up. Just as it happened, I slipped and fell in the shower, and was sitting there moaning. The guy asked if he could speak to me, but my mom heard me and answered, "Well, she's masturbating right now, but I'll tell her to call you later!" FML

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Classy

By bkay26 - 29/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML

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Just a question

By Anonymous - 14/12/2019 14:00

Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML

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Handy

By Anonymous - 06/03/2011 18:15 - Sweden

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML

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By SCARRED - 29/08/2014 20:15 - United States - Kansas City

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

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hwilly 0

Friday 22 April 2011 16:07

awkward as a ************, I would of jumped right out

tylerjs12 0

Friday 22 April 2011 16:07

lol

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iheartvb5 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 5:31

That sucks man, maybe u should pretend it was a nightmare and tell her about it just to c her reaction

mrshatch21 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 6:00

this is fake

seanjuro 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 6:30

you got oedipwnd

shnitzel97 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 7:29

STAY IN NEXT TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Frederick17 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 7:29

Did she stay in there once she seen it was you??

rainbowhair1 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 7:59

um gross

ThickHead 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 8:51

are you a guy or girl? you type like a girl but that be a stupid mom if you where a girl to get confused with it so being a guy be smarter but I'm unsure.

BIGshooter 2

Sunday 24 April 2011 17:38

that was no mistake, she wanted the apple that didn't fall far from the tree.

summerlove07 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 18:08

LOOOOL I just died ahahahahaha

justinaadu 5

Sunday 24 April 2011 23:54

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