By fatpooch - 13/05/2010 06:01 - Canada

Today, my mom decided our whole family is going on a diet. Why? Because the vet told us our dog is overweight, and she "didn't want Twix to suffer alone." FML
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leighxxx998 0

or maybe you're fat and she doesn't want to break it to you

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nzl_fml 0

Your dog's name is Twix. Highly unlikely any diet will be successful for you lot.

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bubba_who_me 0

I just find it hilarious how your dog's name is twix!

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Where'd the other one go? Maybe the dog lost his twin to obesity :(

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TooLittleTooLate 0

So....FYL for having to eat healthier and lose weight?

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Mirabella_fml 0

Umm are you sure your not over weight? i mean come on you named your dog twix! haha

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9D2B 0

Make her eat the dog... Problem solved =)

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irishdad 0

tell your mom that when you can lick your own arss hole you will go on the diet with the dog...your mom is an idiot

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MassaChickLOL 0

#62 lmao that made me laugh

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dugumit 0

wow this is a day twix will remember for the rest of his short life.

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sleepygamer 0

**** that noise. I'd go out and buy chocolate bars by the boxload and eat them in front of the family with every sign of orgasmic enjoyment. If they commented, my reply would be "It's a ******* dog. I weigh less than that little bastard. I'm eating my goddamn chocolate."

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VenusBlue 0

"OH GOD,THIS CANDY IS SOOO GOOOD!" I'm suddenly compelled to get some chocolate after seeing "******" in the same sentence with it.

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